Getback performers artists is a badly translated Tack Shooter.
Every 1.12 seconds upon detecting a bloon within its range, it shoots out decently sized money bags in 8 directions per volley that have 1 pierce and pop 1 layer of bloon. Its only targeting option when unupgraded is Name, which prioritizes attacking bloon(s) that start with the latest letter in the alphabet (for example, if a Pink Bloon, a Blue Bloon and a White Bloon are in the tower's range, the White Bloon gets targeted first, then the Pink Bloon and finally the Blue Bloon). This targeting option however is completely useless since this tower doesn't even have to look at the bloon to attack it, unlike other towers.
Upgrades[]
Path 1[]
Don't worry[]
Description: 'To kill him.'
Getback performers artists' money bags pops 2 layers of bloons per shot. Ability from Even if it is free deals an additional 1 damage, which pretty much does nothing to it because it's already overpowered. Costs 150 minutes on Medium.
Spring[]
Description: 'Wear.'
Getback performers artists and its money bags now have clothes on them. Money bags pop 3 layers and shoot out clothes that deal 1 damage on impact. Costs 300 US dollars on Medium.
I'm selling![]
Description: 'Strawberries and other fruits.'
Getback performers artists' money bags now shoot out strawberries, oranges and watermelons on impact alongside clothes. Strawberries are fast, but are small and only pop 1 layer. Oranges have a decent speed and pop 2 layers of bloons. Watermelons are slow but big and pop 5 layers of bloons. The aforementioned fruits also give extra cash per pop, with strawberries giving 3 cash, oranges giving 5 cash, and watermelons giving 10 cash. Clothes now pop 2 layers of bloons. Costs 600 dollars on Medium.
Fire of Fire[]
Description: 'It's a mountain of ideas.'
Getback performer's artists' attacks are on fire, INCLUDING THE FRUITS. This also means it sets bloons on fire, but fruits no longer give extra cash because who even wants to buy charred strawberries and stuff. Also attacks faster and sometimes shoots out a lot of lightbulbs that deal 5 damage and cash to make up for the burnt fruits not giving any extra cash anymore. Costs $300 on Medium.
The weather is very hot[]
Description: 'Bank shares fall in anan area'
Getback performers artists causes a massive drought, burning every bloon up to a ZOMG until they leave the track. A lot of autumn leaves also fall during the round, dealing 700 damage to bloons that hit it. Main attack deals 8 damage, clothes deal 5 damage, fruits deal 5 damage and lightbulbs deal 10 damage. All attacks also deal +4 damage to MOAB-class bloons, but that doesn't matter because the leaves that fall in the foreground deal way too much damage. Costs $40,500 on Medium.
Path 2[]
This[]
Description: 'Easy to learn.'
Does nothing, but really easy to learn. Costs your child's name on Medium.
The rest[]
Description: 'Read and save this lesson.'
Every upgrade up to tier 2 is saved even after you sell the tower. This does not count this path. All upgrades now show their descriptions even if you don't hover over them. Costs $5225 on Medium.
What do you say?[]
Description: 'You can adjust the position and size.'
Getback performers artists switches out money bags for text that differs in size and position. Text can pop up to 5 additional Bloons. The size of the text and the position of it is completely random and you cannot manipulate the RNG to give you a good size and position. Costs $50,550 on Medium.
This is a fan of the author.[]
Description: 'It came later. This place is in darkness.'
Getback performers artists promotes Ninja Kiwi to attack the bloons. The Ninja Kiwis sent out are basically like their Pro versions as a Special Agent in BTD5. Its ability causes a temporary blackout for 5 seconds, confusing the bloons and making them 50% slower (this doesn't affect MOAB-class bloons), but it won't let you see where the bloons and your towers are during that period of time. Main attack now deals an extra 1 damage. Costs $72,700 on Medium.
Even if it is free[]
Description: 'Desire for pain.'
Ability deals 9999 damage to every bloon, except BADs, who take only 1 damage. Text can now pop frozen and lead bloons and deals 5 damage. Costs 15,000 USD on Medium.
Path 3[]
Hard work[]
Description: '8 to 10 read.'
As stated in the name of the upgrade, Getback performers artists becomes hardworking, shooting money bags faster than normal. All attacks get 2 additional projectiles. Costs $110 during Winter and Infinity during every other season on Medium.
Ways[]
Description: 'Figure 12 shows this.'
Getback performers artists now chooses one of the 12 different effects every round. Here are the effects:
- Do absolutely nothing for the entire round
- Attack at half speed
- All bloons are frozen as soon as one bloon goes inside the range of the tower
- All bloons are on fire
- Attack twice as fast
- All bloons are glued
- Places a free dart monkey
- Make obstacles unremovable
- Spawn a MOAB
- All bloons get blown back as soon as one bloon goes inside the range of the tower
- Spawn a BAD
- No effect happens
Costs 110 Bloons TD 6 tips and tricks on Medium.
This is important.[]
Description: '16 years'
Getback performers artists skips 160 rounds if a bloon leaks. Costs $50,450 on Medium.
worry[]
Description: 'It is hidden in many words.'
3x attack speed. The money bags also have unreadable text on them. Costs three men on Medium.
Ask for feedback[]
Description: 'Most people already know this.'
Getback performers artists sends feedback to be buffed, and every round there will be a 50% chance that it gets buffed and a 50% chance that it gets nerfed.
The buffs in question are:
- Increased attack speed
- Extra pierce
- Extra damage
- Extra range
- Selling the tower gives enough money for a max sacrifice True Sun God
The nerfs in question are:
- Decreased attack speed
- Less damage
- Less range
- Attacks do no damage to MOAB-class bloons
- Selling the tower gives back no money
Costs twenty dollars on Medium.
Trivia[]
- Almost everything about this was thanks to Hypertranslate.
- This page wouldn't exist if it weren't for that website existing.
- The biggest challenge was trying to get the costs for the upgrades, since the bad translator sometimes didn't change the number at all and only added useless information (such as 0s literally before the actual number or the $ sign getting removed with no replacement).
- At least 1 person has their first conception as a joke conception.
- I also translated the name of the game (Bloons TD 6) and the tower's class (Primary) 100 times and it became One is used and Section respectively.
- This trivia section is at a reasonable length.