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This is a list of all achievements in Thermoxin's Bloons Tower Defense 7. For reference, all special missions can be found here.

Achievements

  • Darts... Darts Everywhere
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Dart Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Dart Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • I Believe I Can Fly
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Glider Pilot.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Glider Pilot (name not final) Special Mission
  • Spiny
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Spike-O-Pult.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Spike-O-Pult (name not final) Special Mission
  • Pretty Tacky
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Tack Shooter.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Tack Shooter (name not final) Special Mission
  • Boom-shakalaka
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Boomerang Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Boomerang Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • Thanks for Sticking Around
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Glue Gunner.
      • Reward: Perfect Solution Special Mission
  • Not Just For Paper
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Staple Gunner.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Staple Gunner (name not final) Special Mission
  • I'm An Enjinear Egrneeg Enguhnner I Build Stuff!
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Engineer Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Engineer Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • How Many Bloons Could A Bloonchipper Chip If A Bloonchipper Could Chip Bloons?
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Bloonchipper.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Bloonchipper (name not final) Special Mission
  • We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Buccaneer.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Monkey Buccaneer (name not final) Special Mission
  • The Bloons Got The Axe
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Lumberjack Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Lumberjack Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • The Monkey of Steel
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Super Monkey.
      • Reward: The True Anti-Night (name not final) Special Mission
  • Not The Fortnite Guy
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Ninja Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Ninja Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • The Floor Is Spikes!
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Spike Factory.
      • Reward: Endless Spikes Special Mission
  • Big Boom
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Bomb Shooter.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Bomb Shooter (name not final) Special Mission
  • .50 Cal Is Nothing
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Sniper Monkey.
      • Reward: Futuristic Weaponry Special Mission
  • Eat Fresh!
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Sub.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Monkey Sub (name not final) Special Mission
  • Airbus > Boeing
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Ace.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Monkey Ace (name not final) Special Mission
  • Thanoscopter
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Heli Pilot.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Heli Pilot (name not final) Special Mission
  • Brick
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Mortar Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Mortar Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • Banned for Spam
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Dartling Gunner.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Dartling Gunner (name not final) Special Mission
  • Listen Up, Maggots!
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Soldier Monkey.
      • Reward: Super Soldier Special Mission
  • Will That Be All, Mr. Stark?
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Iron Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Iron Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • Unidentified Flying Monkey
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Spaceship Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Spaceship Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • I'm Not Racist
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Ice Monkey.
      • Reward: Mr. Freeze Special Mission
  • The Monkey Who Lived
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Wizard Monkey.
      • Reward: Super Wizard Lord Special Mission
  • Are You Sure They Aren't Dryads?
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Druid Monkey.
      • Reward: Commander of Nature Special Mission
  • Pretty Basic
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Alchemist Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Alchemist Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • Chaos, But Not Chaotic
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Naiad Monkey.
      • Reward: Perfect Chaos Special Mission
  • They Do Have Teeth, Contrary To Popular Belief
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Dragon Tamer.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Dragon Tamer (name not final) Special Mission
  • Mr. Stark, I Don't Feel So Good
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Spider Monkey.
      • Reward: Ultimate Spidermonkey Special Mission
  • It's-A-Me
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Plumber Monkey.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Plumber Monkey (name not final) Special Mission
  • New Monk City
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Village.
      • Reward: Planet of the Apes Special Mission
  • Banana Republic
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Banana Farm.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Banana Farm (name not final) Special Mission
  • Not Sexual, I Swear
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Banana Farmer.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Banana Farmer (name not final) Special Mission
  • This Isn't BTD4
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Beacon.
      • Reward: High Energy Beacon Special Mission
  • I Wanna Be A Bloonionare
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Monkey Tycoon.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Monkey Tycoon (name not final) Special Mission
  • You've Got To Ask Yourself A Question: "Do I Feel Lucky?"
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the COBRA.
      • Reward: Point Blank Special Mission
  • Technically A Trebuchet
    • Requirement: Unlock all upgrades for the Bloon Catapult.
      • Reward: 5/5/5 Bloon Catapult (name not final) Special Mission
  • Robin Hood
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Quincy for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/0/3 Dart Monkey Insta-Monkey
  • Pyromaniac
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Gwendolin for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/3/0 Wizard Monkey Insta-Monkey
  • Not A Role Playing Game
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Striker Jones for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/0/3 Mortar Cannon Insta-Monkey
  • The Bark Knight
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Obyn Greenfoot for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/0/3 Druid Monkey Insta-Monkey
  • Tanks For Nothing
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Captain Churchill for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/3/0 Bomb Shooter Insta-Monkey
  • L33T H4X0R
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Benjamin for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/3/0 Banana Farm Insta-Monkey
  • Stop Hitting Yourself
    • Requirement: Have a level 20 Ezili for the first time.
      • Reward: 0/3/0 Wizard Monkey Insta-Monkey

Trivia

  • The achievements contain a multitude of references.
    • I Believe I Can Fly is a reference to a song by R. Kelly, made for the movie Space Jam.
      • And yes, I know that R. Kelly is a piece of sh*t, but let's not get into that.
    • I'm An Enjinear Egrneeg Enguhnner I Build Stuff! is a reference to a mug that has the writing, "I'm a mechannik mecanic mekanik I fix planes!"
    • How Many Bloons Could A Bloonchipper Chip If A Bloonchipper Could Chip Bloons? is a reference to the popular tongue twister, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
    • We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat is a reference to a famous quote from the movie Jaws.
    • The Monkey of Steel is a reference to Superman's nickname of "the Man of Steel."
    • Not The Fortnite Guy is a reference to the Twitch streamer Ninja.
    • The Floor Is Spikes! is a reference to the childhood game "The floor is lava!"
      • It could also be seen as a reference to the 2017 meme, spawned from the aforementioned childhood game.
    • Big Boom is a reference to the Geometry Dash online level of the same name.
    • Eat Fresh! is a reference to the sandwich restaurant Subway.
    • Airbus > Boeing is a reference to Airbus and Boeing, the two biggest aircraft manufacturers.
      • The reason that Airbus is better than Boeing in my opinion is because my dad works for Airbus. No other reason.
        • Also, the A380.
    • Thanoscopter is a reference to the Thanoscopter from Marvel comics, a short-lived vehicle that Thanos used to travel.
    • Brick is a reference to people calling physical stores "brick and mortar."
    • Banned for Spam is a reference to the Dartling Gunner's fast attack speed.
    • Listen Up, Maggots! is a reference to stereotypical strict drill sergeants in war movies.
    • Will That Be All, Mr. Stark? is a reference to Pepper Potts from Marvel comics, specifically the incarnation of her from the Marvel cinematic universe.
    • Unidentified Flying Monkey is a reference to the acronym U.F.O., which stands for Unidentified Flying Object.
    • I'm Not Racist is a reference to the fact that Ice Monkey is a racial slur against white people. (Blame Wikipedia for this... wonderful piece of knowledge.)
    • The Monkey Who Lived is a reference to Harry Potter.
    • Are You Sure They Aren't Dryads? is a reference to dryads from Greek mythology.
    • Pretty Basic is a reference to the Alchemist Monkey using acids, which are opposite from bases on the pH scale.
    • Chaos, But Not Chaotic is a reference to Chaos from the Sonic the Hedgehog series, namely Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Generations, and Sonic Forces.
    • They Do Have Teeth, Contrary To Popular Belief is a reference to Toothless from the How to Train Your Dragon books and movies.
    • Mr. Stark, I Don't Feel So Good is a reference to the iconic ending sceen of Avengers: Infinity War. (Look, I know it's spoilers, but not only did you likely watch it in cinemas, but it's been out on DVD since August of 2018. Even then, it was a meme when the movie first released, and arguably still is today. No excuses.)
    • It's-A-Me is a reference to Mario's iconic catchphrase.
    • New Monk City is a reference to both the real-life New York City and New Donk City from Super Mario Odyssey.
    • Banana Republic is a reference to both the clothing store of the same name and the old name for the 3/x Banana Farm in Bloons Tower Defense 5.
    • Not Sexual, I Swear is a reference to something that I found out while searching Banana Farmer that I will not mention here. (If you're under the age of 13, please do not look this up, for the love of God almighty.)
    • This Isn't BTD4 is a reference to the fact that the original Monkey Beacon was last seen in Bloons Tower Defense 4, but this version is heavily altered.
    • I Wanna Be A Bloonionare is a reference to the song Billionare by Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars, and an old obscure quiz game about Bloons.
    • You've Got To Ask Yourself A Question: 'Do I Feel Lucky?' is a reference to the iconic quote from the Dirty Harry film series.
    • Robin Hood is a reference to the character of the same name from English folklore.
    • Not A Role Playing Game is a reference to the fact that rocket propelled grenade and role playing game share the same acronym.
    • The Bark Knight is a reference to Batman's nickname of "The Dark Knight."
    • L33T H4X0R is a reference to l33t speak, which was a popular meme back in the earlier days of the internet.
    • Stop Hitting Yourself is a reference to voodoo generally being thought of as controlling someone or something.