User blog:Dragonvaledaily123/The story of Jimmy! Part 1

Ok, I've been reading all sorts of fanfics, and they all star monkeys! Why!?! Mine is going to feature a ceramic bloons called Jimmy XD.

Jimmy paced around his shell house. (Bloons don't need to sleep). He was a member of the military and was assigned to attacking the rink, a crucial choke point that could turn the tide of the war. In truth, he hated the military and would really like to strangle apocalypse bloon to death. He had (illegally) smeared on his armor, an extra layer of mud. He checked the time.

Jimmy: $&@#! It's 6:59!!

He quickly ran to the military base area, where his boss was waiting. But something was wrong. The base clock read 7:59! That meant someone had changed his clocks time!! His boss, another ceramic bloon, is waiting.

Boss: stop blabbering!! I put your clock an hour back!!

Jimmy: but... Why...

Boss: YOU IDIOT!! You're getting promoted, for God's sake!!!!!

Jimmy: wait, what?!??!?

Boss: Yes!! You have been promoted to MOAB operator! Unfortunately, I couldn't find any other ceramic bloons who deserve the position...

Jimmy: *grumbles* because they're all mentally retarded...

Boss (cont.): you are operating the MOAB with... Lets see..., a lead bloon named Larry, a rainbow bloon named Ryan, and a commando bloon named Cecil!


 * boss walks him over to the MOAB*

Jimmy examines the MOABS sleek armor and paint job, then decides to go in.

???: GHHSHJBLLLGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy: WOT DA FUUUUU-

???: Hi! It's me, Cecil!

Jimmy (thinking): and I thought commando bloons were disciplined...


 * Cecil shows him controls*

Cecil: we're equipped with a top of the line fresh new MOAB!

Jimmy: when do we do our first mission with this bad boy?

Boss: YOU HAS TO GO THROUGH TRAINING YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!

Jimmy and Cecil: Groan...

Characters
jimmy: a slightly illegal ceramic bloon, who now is a MOAB operator!

Boss: umm... Stereotypical military boss, yells, commands, etc.

Cecil: a commando bloon with a weird tendency to scare the **** out of people.