Hacker Bloon (Joke Conception)

Creator's Note: We got a 13373 hacker on the loose!

The Hacker Bloon, known informally as the "13373 h4x0r b100n", it is a seriously over powered Bloon. It moves as fast as a Pink Bloon, Regenerates 1337.3 Layers each second, and has a special attack.

It appears to be a Grey Bloon, with Headphones and a Laptop. The two items simply floating as the bloon moves along. These affect gameplay as well.

HP:
13373

Speed:
Pink Bloon, or, informally, "13373 p1x37s".

Attack:
It charges up it's laptop, and shoots a ray that deals 13373 damage. When a tower is destroyed, it says "I 4m 13373 h4x0r lol git rekt skrub".

Children:
1337 Green Bloons.

Immunity:
Everything. From an interview, it says that because "Xplosives r 4 skrubs nd dartz r 4 n00bs nd lazorz r 4 idiats".

It can only be killed by hacking the game, which allows it to actually take damage.

Drumroll please!


 * Ba Dum Tss!*

Trivia

 * This is Forgotten Madness's first Joke Conception.
 * Hacker Bloon has really bad spelling.
 * Hacker Bloon hacks other bloons, and made them suicidal, then it ate them. Explains the kids.
 * This is a joke. A really bad one.