User blog:Meta07/Fanfic: Eternal Wars - Chapter 8

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Alondehuay Bay, 8:00 AM
Haruka: Haruka here! Bloons Empire and Deshion fleet spotted! Request for support!

???: Roger! Sending KZ-4s to the spot! The fighters will arrive in... ummm.... two hours I guess!

Haruka: WTF?!!! I DON'T HAVE THAT LONG! YOU MESSED UP THE FORMATION AGAIN, DIDN'T YOUI?!!!

???: Eh? Did I?

Haruka: Miiii.....zuuuuu.....KIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! IS THERE ANY OTHER SHIP CLOSER TO ME?!!! I NEED SUPPORT RIGHT. NOW!

Mizuki: Eeeeeeepp!!! Bu.... but... HEY! The Umibouzu is really slow, you know... I can't come to you that quickly! But wait you yourself were the one who ordered me to stay at the dock!

Haruka: IS THERE ANY OTHER SHIP?!!!

Mizuki: Uh...uhmmm... The Javelin has just been ready, Haruka-san!

Haruka: THEN DRIVE IT HERE ALREADY!

Mizuki: Bu...but... All the other sailors have been on vacation at Japana! A...and the current sailors are all busy operating the Umibouzu! We don't have anyone to drive the Javelin!

Haruka: Oh you USELESS IDIOT!!!

Mizuki: EE...EEEEEEEEPPP!!! *faints at radio*

Aqua Bloon: Hey! Angry girl shouting in a Spectre spotted! Everyone GETS HER!!!!

Haruka: Aaaarrgghhh....! OUKA TEAM, RETREAT! (Mizuki, I'll get you for this...)

Alondehuay Dock, 10:00 AM
Kohaku: Iiiiiiyyyaaaa~.... We're here at last!

Sean: Well normally we would've gotten here sooner but it was all because of your third treatment... you useless timewaster...

Kohaku: Ah shut up already! ... Jerk!

Sean: B*tch!

Kohaku: Jerk!

Bill: (How many times have they argued already?!!!)

Douglas: Hmm, now that we've been here, but... where are all the ships??!!

Miyu: We can't get to Japana if there's no ships here...

Bill, Douglas, Sean, Kohaku: (You don't say?)

Mizuki: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!

Bill: Hey! There's a huge scream over there! *runs toward the scream*

Douglas: Oh, look, there's a huge aircraft carrier over there!

Sean: HOW THE F**K did you miss it anyway?!!! You said there were no ships!

Mizuki: Ha... Ha... Haruka...-san... *huff puff*... sp...spare.... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *gets her leg crushed by Haruka!*

Haruka: You useless idiot! How did you become the captain of the great Umibouzu anyway? YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN DISCHARGED FROM THE FIRST PLACE!!! *stomps Mizuki's back*

Mizuki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *faints*

Douglas' group suddenly charge through the Umibouzu's command room's door, just to find a girl with long blue hair in a sailor uniform getting tortured by another girl with a pilot uniform and pink goggles.

Douglas: STOP! Stop hitting girls, or... or...

Haruka: Or WHAT?!!!

Douglas: Or... or... I'LL TAKE A PICTURE AND POST IT ON THE INTERNET! Yeah, how's THAT?!

Haruka: Eh?

Sean, Bill, Kohaku, Kido: *Level 6 facepalm*

Haruka: Hajx... ok... ok... it's just that she failed me so hard I couldn't help it but putting all my rage on her... excuse me for my aggressiveness!

Miyu: Is that... Mizuki-san? Mizuki-san, hello?.... Mizuki-san? She's... not good... I'm gonna get a first aid kit...

Douglas: Wait, you know her?

Haruka: Why, everyone in the Japanese army know me and Mizuki! We're famous for being the 2 young genius commanders of the army! I'm a pilot, and she's a sailor. I agree that Mizuki is a true genius when the situation needs, but sometimes she's just too clumsy to handle, that's why I beated her up like this... I'm Haruka, by the way!

Mizuki then stands up after Miyu's care, but she's seriously trembling and is barely able to stand, she then says weakly...

Mizuki: Sai...sailors... Javelin.... has just... returned... huff... Dart Monkey... Wave Cannon and Booster... Boomerang Thrower... main... gun... huff... puff... Time... Leap...er... Ra...dio... Black... Void... Dr... Driv...er... Sniper Monkey... Tor...pe...does... Stealth... Mon...key...huff huff... assist...Haruka...! *collapse* *faints*

Miyu: MIZUKI-SAN! *gets another first-aid kit*

Douglas: Well, what does that mean?

Haruka: I've spotted an enemy fleet coming this way 2 hours ago, and obviously she wants you guys to drive that Javelin submarine over there! Look! *points towards the window*

Douglas: Wow, a mechanical swordfish is being pulled back here by... a fishing boat?! Seriously?!

Random Fisherman: Aww, man! I though it was a real fish sleeping! Expected a great meal, and now I have to pull this piece of junk for hours...

Haruka: Well apparently baka Mizuki here *kicks Mizuki* gave all of her men a vacation at a very wrong time so we're out of sailors! Luckily that fisherman there found the Javelin and pulled it here from an island "nearby"... Anyway, it's a top-of-the-class turbo submarine, I tell you! Poor Mizuki-chan worked really hard on it, and only the most skilled sailors are allowed to drive it!

Douglas: Well then why did you leave it to a bunch of people who've never driven any kind of ships that is us?

Haruka: That's fanfic logic! Anyway just go already!

Douglas: Ok ok! And one last question, how long will it take until we get to Japana?

Haruka: Well uh... it's about 1100km so... 3-4 hours I guess!

Kohaku: Wait, did you just say 1100km in 3 hours?!!!

Haruka: Well... Mizuki built it to match airplanes' speed...

Kohaku: WHAT THE...?! O_o

Haruka: Oh just GO ALREADY! *pushes everyone into the Javelin except Kido* Stealth Monkey, you'll be the gunner of my Spectre!

Kido: Roger.

Javelin, 11:00 AM
The group is now all in the ship, and they then immediately go to their assigned positions. Miyu is the communicator and leader, Douglas is the operator of special weapons like the Wave Cannon and the Javelin Booster (both of them only need a press of a button to activate, btw >_>), Bill is the operator of the main machineguns, Sean is the operator of the torpedo launchers, and finally Kohaku is the driver.

Kohaku: Now... let's take a look at this thing! Oh there's a manual right over here, neat! Let's see... Press up to accelerate, ok... press left and right to steer, 'kay... press shift to nitro boost, I get it... HEY WHAT THE...?! *looks at the manual's cover again*

Manual's Cover: Need for Speed Most Wanted User Manual. Owner: Mizuki (water drop symbol)

Kohaku: ...I... think now I know why Haruka-san beated Mizuki-san up that badly...

Sean: Let's see... oh the interface is simple enough! I guess my sniper skills should be enough! Let's see... this is the fire button I guess... *presses big green button*

Suddenly two torpedoes fire forward.

Sean: Oh,... so I'm right after all...

Computer: Last shells of the cartridge fired! Please wait 20 minutes before the auto-loader fully loads again!

Sean: HEY WHAT KIND OF S**K-*SS AUTOLOADER IS THAT?!!!

Miyu: Calm... calm down, Sean-san,... according to the Javelin stats, that Autoloader can load up to 100 pairs of torpedoes!

Sean: Hey then where can it store all that torpedoes?!

Miyu: It's game logic... anyway I think this radio is simple enough to use! *smiles*

Douglas: Ok,... my job is really simple... just presses these two buttons at the right time, simple enough then! Let's see... I guess this is the Wave Cannon button! *presses blue button*

Kohaku: HEY! DON'T! I'VE JUST FOUND THE ACTUAL MANUAL AND... BWUAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

The Javelin then suddenly boosts up to unrealistic speed then crashes into a huge rock nearby then explodes.

-cues "My Heart Will Go On"-

The whole crew died, and that's how Douglas' and his friends' adventure to save Appire ended... I writed this fanfic just to tell you one think...

Drive safely, and don't mistake one button for another!

Regards,

Meta07

--TO BE CONTINUED--