Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-5294711-20130825103856/@comment-20028295-20131002192353

OrbitalFacePalm9001 wrote:

Mr Morshu wrote: ^That! I WILL KILL YOU AND I AM NOT WWWW HE IS A SPAMBOT If you kill me, then you'll never know the answer to my Mind-Melting Morshu Math Problem, so riddle me this:

Morshu is a well-known shopkeeper who lives in Northern Koredai. If N. Koredai is 350 miles away from Hyrule and 70 miles away from Central Koredai, and it takes Link 3 days, 15 hours, 54 minutes, and 4 seconds to get to Morshu's shop, and Morshu sellslamp oil for 200 rupees per gallon, rope for 120 rupees per coil, and bombs for 150 for every two, and a gallon of oil weighs 25.8 lbs, the rope is about an inch thick, and the bombs weigh exactly 10 lbs and are 12 inches in diameter, how many Laws of Physics can Comrade Black defy with his doomsday device before his rite of passage into the administration of the prestigious INKT Corporation, and how many light years would it take to accomplish this?

You have three years to come up with an answer.