Bloons Cow

The Bloons Cow is a cow-shaped balloon that constantly thinks about the nature of bloons and monkeys. You can find it randomly appearing in some rounds, starting from Round 70, but there can only be one Bloons Cow on the screen at any time, and it only appears in one of these 16 tracks:



 Those tracks are:
 * End of Infinity
 * Ad Astra
 * Alternate World
 * Beachpath
 * Birthday Cake
 * Cauldron
 * Grand Monkeyopolis
 * Hell, Heaven, the God and the Devil
 * Snowy Plains
 * Deserted Battlefield
 * Lucky Star
 * Monkey Music Club
 * Monkey World
 * Storm Cloud
 * Thermal Zone
 * Walking on Eggshells

It doesn't spawn anything, has 397 HP, moves as fast as a Red Bloon, and has these abilities: When the Bloons Cow get to the finish, you'll lose a whopping 1985 lives!
 * Thinking About Bloons: Makes a new kind of bloons from this wiki available in the game. This process can get very long before finishing. The longer it takes to finish this attack, the better, more beautiful, and more detailed the bloon will be.
 * Bloons Conceptions: Spawns 39 of any of these kinds of bloons:
 * Aqua Bloon
 * Bacterial Bloon
 * Evolution Bloon
 * Warp Bloon
 * Gold Bloon
 * Commando Bloon
 * Hypno Bloon
 * Nuke Bloon
 * Orange Bloon
 * Charge Bloon
 * Police Bloon
 * Purple Bloon
 * Solar Bloon
 * Shock Bloon
 * Super Bloon
 * Two-Faced Bloon
 * Any bloon made from Thinking About Bloons
 * Improvement: Makes a bloon made from Thinking About Bloons have better art, or have more balanced abilities.
 * Delete Request: When it thinks a bloon is not appropriate, it'll use this attack. A Bloons Cow can only use this attack once, and if it's used three times, that bloon will be removed from the game.
 * Delete Defend: Neutralizes a Delete Request

Farmer
The Bloons Cow also has a nice human farmer called Meta to take care of it. She looks like this:



 The farmer is very protective of her cow and always move together with him, but she's considered a tower and doesn't take any live when she gets to the finish, so only Bloons attack her. She has 15 HP. You don't have to kill her to defeat the Bloons Cow. She has 3 moods: Seeing bloons from this wiki popped will decreases her mood.
 * Happy: When she's happy and creative, the Cow moves twice faster and his attacks are executed twice more often.
 * Normal: Well, normal.
 * Depressed: When she's negative and depressed, the Cow won't move and attack, and will lose 1 HP every second.

Trivia

 * This is an obvious reference
 * 1985 is the number of pages in this wiki at the time this page was made
 * Seriously, stop with the "obvious references".

Meta07 (talk) 11:36, October 28, 2013 (UTC)