User blog:Meta07/The User Elements

So... I've classified users into 4 Elements, Fire, Water, Elec and Earth, as a fun way to manage people. This is the blog post that talks about them! Let's start with the definitions first:

Fire - The Aggressive Element
Fire users are normally very aggressive and deal continuous attacks often. They're often mindless (for spammers) and reckless (for managers), even! Their ultimate weapon is the overwhelming strength of their continuous attacks combined.

Water - The Elegant Element
Water users are normally gentle, elegant, intelligent and versatile. They can adapt to the situation quickly, and can think of solutions for lots of problems. And because of their elegant demeanor, other users often feel easy when around them.

Elec - The Unpredictable Element
Elec users are normally very quick and sudden. They often attack with shocking short pieces of information that came out of nowhere. Because of their unpredictable nature, their attacks are often very strong, but if they're attacked back then they're not very tough.

Earth - The Tranquil Element
Earth users are slow, but tough and sure. They often stick to the classic sandals, and they always make sure they have the most concrete of proofs before arguing. They are generally calm and may take very slow to make an attack, but they're very tough when receiving attacks from other users.

Next, we will go to...

The Elemental Circle
Water > Fire > Earth > Elec > Water....

> means "is strong against".

Water > Fire because: Water's intelligence will make Fire's reckless attacks worthless, as she can always aruge against his attacks (I'll refer to Water as "she" where as all the other elements are referred to as "he"). Plus, her versatility will help her a lot in countering each and every of Fire's reckless and continuous attacks, because she can adapt to the situation well and she can always find the fault in Fire's argument. Furthermore, her elegant demeanor often drives Fire crazy after a while after seeing how she can beat his arguments easily while still staying cool.

Fire > Earth because: Earth, though tough, is very slow. Thus, Fire's continuous and ferocious attacks will easily break through his defense one by one, until he's completely down before he can even make his proper attack. And even if Earth manage to give his argument, Fire doesn't care about details. He can just charge through the argument and attack Earth again and again regardless of whether his argument actually makes much sense or not.

Earth > Elec because: Elec works on a sudden, finishing strike. However, Earth's very tough defense is more than enough to block Elec's lightning strike. This will leave Elec confused for a while, leaving Earth time to finish his attack. And when he manage to give his argument back, Elec won't survive for long against Earth's super tight and detailed argument, which can completely breaks Elec's unpredictability.

 Elec > Water because:  Water is normally very fragile. If Elec can deal an unpredictable, powerful blow, which he excels in, poor Water will be completely broken from that attack alone, and Elec will win what may just be the shortest fight of all.

Other Notes

 * Water users are rare in general.
 * Most spammers are Fire. Some are Elec. Earth spammers are relatively rare, and Water spammers are EXTREMELY rare! (Water is already rare in general, and yet if there's a Water user, he/she will become a manager much more often than a spammer!)
 * Most good managers are Water and Earth. Elec managers are also not very uncommon. Fire managers are relatively rare (since Fire is usually associated with spammers), but there are some too.
 * Fire managers tend to be tyrannic, but they make great enforcers.
 * Because Water > Fire and most spammers are Fire, Water often make great lawyers, and because of their gentle demeanor, Water users are great at being a friendly manager too. However, they're weak against Elec spammers, who are not uncommon.
 * Because Fire > Earth, Earth managers often make poor lawyers. However, they're strong against Elec spammers, whom Water is weak against. Thus, if an Earth and a Water manager work together, they'll be extremely tough.
 * There are some other points too, but since they're related to a managers-only topic, I won't publicly reveal them here.

Water
...lonely...
 * Meta07

Fire

 * Logologologol
 * Bramblenose
 * OrbitalFacePalm9001
 * Poisoon140
 * Rasengan553
 * Btd456Creeper
 * Codexhak
 * (Martynas too, but he doesn't really count since he's been blocked)

Earth

 * Master
 * Planterobloon
 * Doue
 * BloonsMaster
 * Supergamer1

Elec

 * ItsBloonTasty
 * Raindrop57
 * LoverofAllThingsCute
 * Exploding Banana

(Please tell what your element is in the Comments if you're not here. Then I'll add you if I think it's right)