Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36346010-20181202204631/@comment-29700757-20190615062035

Shiverpeace wrote: In the midst of the chaos, I grab the nearest megaphone and publicly announce:

"According to a recent study, humans eat more bananas than monkeys."

"It must be true. I myself have never seen a human eat a monkey."

Ye people cringe so hard that your existences vaporize themselves. I prop up another *inconspicuous* scarecrow to signify my supreme reign. Unfortunately for you, I myself has known about this and I hypnotize the scarecrow. Said scarecrow now fights for me, and runs to you to give a free hug.

And you know what happens. Lots of cascades of explosions that make you stop living :^]