H.A.L.F.-Z.A.T.O.I.C.H.I.

H.A.L.F.- Z.A.T.O.I.C.H.I. (Heroically Awesome Lifesaving Fearless Zombified Awesome Titan Of Impossibility, Chastity, Honor, and Integrity.) is a melee Monkey holding a Katana. He swings every 15 Frames, popping up to 15 bloons per swing. He has 30 HP instead of the normal 20, and Regenerates 1 HP every round. Oh, and the cost is $650 on medium.

Path 1

 * Sharper Sword ($200): The Katana is sharper, cutting apart 25 Bloons.
 * Even Sharper Sword ($560): Can Slice up to 50 Bloons.
 * Precision Slicing ($3500): Popping Power increased to 75
 * Mega Slash ($3500):  Can Pop an unholy but honorable 100 bloons.

Path 2

 * Longer Sword ($250): Increases Range by 15 pixels.
 * Hawk-Eye Vision ($325): Allows H.A.L.F.-Z.A.T.O.I.C.H.I.  to Target and Slice Camo Bloons and hit Phasing Bloons.
 * Vicious Strikes ($5800): Pops 3 Layers off all Bloons hit.
 * Mark of Honor ($23000) Pops 5 Layers off Bloons, and does 15x Damage to MOAB Class Bloons.

Ability: Heavenward Holy Slash
Sends a Giant Shockwave in front of H.A.L.F.-Z.A.T.O.I.C.H.I., Destroying Everything it hits.

Weaknesses

 * H.A.L.F. -Z.A.T.O.I.C.H.I. is Honorbound, meaning he cannot attack Blimps facing away from him.

Trivia

 * Reference: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Half-Zatoichi