Souper Monkey

The Souper Monkey is a pun version of the Super Monkey. It shoots a 0/0 Soup Monkey blast, but it lasts forever and has 300px range, making it better than a Soup Monkey. All costs are the same as a Super Monkey.

...wait, you want more? Aside from the upgrades? No, nothing else.

Laser Fission
Uses lasers to create chasms on the track every five seconds. Any bloon that falls in will take two damage and not be able to move for five seconds, but each chasm only affects three bloons. M.O.A.B. class bloons are not affected.

Plastic Vision
Thinks everything is made of plastic, and uses a special plastic cutter to cut a bloon in its range every second, doing three damage!

Sun Cods
There is now water at the bottom of fissures. The water contains the rare Sun Cods. If a bloon falls in a chasm, it comes out with one of the cods, which shoots a sunray every second that has 10 popping power and does five damage to anything it hits!

Sample of the Monkey iPod
Feeds iPods to bloons in its range ten times per second, dealing 100 damage.

Soupier Range
The Souper Monkey's range is now filled with evaporated, humid soup that slows bloons by 5%. Stacks up to 25%.

Epidemic Range
Any tower in its range gets the soup range circle, which can also spread more.

Probe Money
Sells probes to bloons once per second, giving you $25. Also, the probes shoot lasers from the Laser Fission upgrade.

Technological Error
Probes now have errors and explode 10 seconds after being bought. The explosion has a 50px radius and pops 5 layers. Also adds an ability:

Ability: Technological Error! You get a free BSoD.