User blog:OrbitalFacePalm9001/FG - Random Situations!

This is my forum game!

How to play

 * First, I posts a situation.
 * Then, a user comments.
 * I'll say what happens.
 * You may encounter an RPG style battle.

Example:

 * OrbitalFacePalm9001: You go to a place with a mountain with an epic face on it, and some anon choppers are attacking you, and are taking Cupa and Miku as hostage!
 * Meta: I battle them!
 * OFP: BATTLE TIME!

Meta07 stats:


 * Attack:1337
 * Defense:0
 * HP:9001
 * Skills:
 * Laser Sword:
 * X2 damage
 * 79% accuracy
 * Omega Rage:
 * infinity damage
 * 100% accuracy
 * can be only used in rage

Anon choppers X3:


 * Attack:1000
 * Defense:1337
 * HP:1337
 * Skills:
 * ROFLcopter:
 * X1 damage
 * 100% accuracy


 * Meta07:I use Laser Sword!
 * OFP: Chopper #1 take 1337 damage and 1337 more! It explodes!
 * OFP: Choppers #2 and #3 use ROFLcopter on you! You take 2674 damage! (6327/9001)
 * OFP: Chopper #2 stabs Miku!
 * Meta: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WILL PAY ANONS!
 * OFP: Anons: Oh poop.
 * OFP: Meta uses Omega Rage! All choppers defeated!