Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-35867228-20190129112153/@comment-35867228-20190130065547

''One day, a mysterious Red Bloon floated into a city of monkeys. For some reason, no one noticed it, except for a Dart Monkey. He ran towards the Bloon and threw his dart like Usain Bolt before a Bandit Monkey appeared behind him. The Dart Monkey ran away, but was stopped by the police and arrested for jaywalking on a public street. The police then laugh and tell the Dart Monkey that one cannot be arrested for jaywalking, and let him go with a warning. The Red Bloon then proceeded to attack the Ice Monkey across the street.''

Rule XII: Every sentence must have at least 16 words.

Note: Rule 9 breaks rule 5, since it forces the 22nd post to concede a Dart Monkey defeat, and hence is not implemented as a rule. Sentence X and XI do not comply with rule 8, but I'll let them off for now.