User blog:Doue/Fanfic: Knowledge is Power - Prologue

I have a fanfic :D

The Story
???: They thought they could get rid of me... They thought I'd be destroyed...

??? 2: Really?

???: Shut up, I'm trying to do a monologue!

??? 2: Or is this just a clever way to separate the lines?

???: Just leave.

??? 2: Fine.

???: They didn't know that I would return...

Eventually...

The don't know...

They don't have the power....

...

Knowledge is power...

It's the last day of Adam the Attorney Monkey's training, before he gets to become part of the army. He wakes up to a extremely loud sound.

Adam: Holy Crap! What is that?

Adam walks over the the kitchen, which has exploded. Inside is Fred the Fishing Monkey.

Adam: Fred! What did you do?

Fred: How was I supposed to know Fish were explosive?

Adam: They... aren't.

Fred: Well, I microwaved one for 20 minutes.

Adam: Ugh! Why did you drop out of Monkey Training School and decide to pursue a career in Fishing? You're an idiot!

Fred: Hey, I make an average of 12$ per day Fishing!

Adam: Whatever. I'm of to the MTS.

Fred: You're just after the $650 prize for Attorney Monkeys that join the army.

Adam: It's to pay for the training!

Fred: Whatever. Besides, I'm going to apply for the Fishing Tier 2 class.

Adam: You mean, the upgrades?

Fred: Yeah. Plus, I get $800!

Adam: It's not like there are any bloons around. Why am I doing this anyways..?

Fred: Aren't you late?

Adam: Holy Crap, I am!

Adam runs to the MTS in a hurry. On the way, he ran into Mike the Miner Monkey.

Mike: What are you doing? I'm late! I don't have time for this!

Adam: Well, I am too! Ooh, a minecart!

Mike: Wha- Hey, that's mine!

Adam jumps into the minecart, which goes into the undergronud tunnels. The tunnels are linked all over Monkey City. Mike grabs on the the minecart as it speeds away.

Adam: Ah, we made it!

Mike: YOU RUINED MY CLOTHESSSSSS

A few hours later...

Adam: Finally! I am now OFFICIALLY an Attorney Monkey! (and I got $650 :DDD)

Mike: I win $850 :D

Fred: I got $800!

Adam and Mike: Where in the world did YOU come from Fred?

Fred: Don't ask.

Adam: Isn't it kinda risky, being these classes of monkey since so many Attorney Monkeys, Miner Monkeys, and fishing Monkeys disappeared a while ago?

Mike: Those disappearences stopped 2 months ago! Chill!

As the trio was walking down Monkey Lane, they heard an announcement on the Monkey Speaker.

Master of Air: All monkeys alert! There is a bloon invasion taking place! Do not panic, and retreat to the nearest structure. Monkey soldiers, GET THE [BEEP] OFF YOUR BUTTS AS START DEFENDING! We need you to-

Adam, Mike, and Fred stared as a Mob of Pink Bloons, lead by a new bloon, destroyed the speaker.

Mike: What are you?

Purple Bloon: I'm a purple bloon!

Adam: Who?

Mike: This is looking like another war...

Fred: Don't be silly! The 5th war was the Final War!

Purple Bloon: We're a new bloon advancement for the 6th war! Yup, we just delared war an you!

Mike: I knew it!

The Pink Bloons charged rapidly, but Mike quickly dug up a boulder and took out a large portion of the swarm. The Purple Bloon grabbed a knife (wut) and charged towards Mike, too fast to be targeted.

Mike: Noooooo!

Purple Bloon: Yeeeeeeees!

Adam: Objection!

The Purple Bloon's attack is objected and it stops to look at Adam. Meanwhile, Mike is taking out more of the swarm, and Fred has already caught 5 bloons.

Purple Bloon: What are you objecting?

Adam: Your attack!

Adam then yells "Objection" again, startling the Purple Bloon. He drops his knife. Meanwhile, Fred waves his lure in front of the Purple Bloon.

Fred: Eat the worm, you excuse for a bloon!

Purple Bloon: I'm not an excuse for a blo- ooh, that looks so tasty! Is it made of Bloontonium?

Fred: Um, yeah!

The Purple Bloon bites on to the lure. It gets stuck, and Fred grabs him.

Fred: Well, off to the market! I'm selling this rubber! Worth WAY more than fish!

Purple Bloon and caught Pink Bloons: Noooooooooooooooooo!

Random Pink Bloon: Sell me for at least $12000, as I am worth wat more thanall the rest of these guys!

Purple Bloon: *pops said pink bloon*

Yellow Bloon: HEY! MY VALUE WAS JUST DECREASED 500X! I HATE YOU!

As Fred walks off, Adam and Mike exchange looks.

Adam: There's a sixth war?

Mike: That's not looking good. There's no telling what could happen.

Adam: What?

Mike: My uncle Micheal, a Mortar Monkey, has been through Bloon War 4! Bloon War 5 and Bloon War 4 looked WAY different (literally). Like we saw, there was a new Bloon, the Purple Bloon. Z.O.M.G.s have been around as long as we remember, but in BW4, there weren't any!

Adam: You're kidding, right?

Mike: Nope.

Adam: Oh god.

Mike: So what ever comes up in this war...

We'd better be prepared.

END