The Misspelled Monkey

The Misspelled Monkey is a tower that talks to bloons, but always says them grammatically wrong. The bloons talk for a while, but give up on him eventually. This pops no layers. Bloons are immune while chatting. This is one of the pages that I do include health in. This only has four tiers, and loses 1 HP for talking.

Upgrades- Left Path
Longer Conversation- The monkey asks the bloon about its day, but the bloon attacks it due to the monkey being so annoying, and talking grammatically incorrect. It loses 2 HP. Cost: 300.

Even Longer Conversation- The monkey asks the bloon about its whole life. The bloon is extremely annoyed of how long he has to listen to this nonsense, dealing 5 HP. Cost: 650.

How Is It Being Clay- Can stop Ceramics, and engage in conversation. They get more annoyed at the monkey being stereotypical, and they specifically deal 10, others deal 7 HP. Cost: 1350.

Blimp Talk- Can talk to MOAB-Class bloons which insta-kill him. Others deal 12. Cost: 4000.

Upgrades- Right Path
Farther Talking Range- Can see bloons farther, and engage them in conversation. Cost: 250.

Huddle Up- Can talk to three bloons at once, tripling the damage. Cost: 500.

Group Conversation- Can talk to five bloons, quintupling damage. Cost: 1600.

Presentation- Can talk to eight bloons, octupaling the damage. Cost: 2350.

Appearence
He looks like a Dart Monkey, but with no dart. When he talks to bloons, a speech bubble appears above his head, with dots continously bounce.