Stockbroker Monkey

The Stockbroker Monkey is a monkey tower with 10 HP, and costs $1,000 on medium. At 0/0, it gives you $100 per round. It unlocks at rank 22.

Path 1
1/0- Greedier Stockbrokers-$350. The monkey scams people to make you money. $50 more per round.

2/0- Pyramid Schemes- $2,000. the monkeys get more monkeys to give the broker monkey money to get more monkeys in. 5% increase in money generated every round.

3/0- SEC Buyout- $8,000. The SEC no longer watches over the stock market, increasing the bonus to 8% per round. Rank 40.

4/0- Wall Street Buyout- $150,000. Wall Street gets bought by the monkeys, who artificially drive up the price of Bananas to $500 a bushel. Bananas give 4x more money, and the bonus is now 12%. Rank 55.

5/0- Market Manipulation- $40,000. The markets get manipulated by the monkeys, making them the grand rulers of the world, above even the UN. Makes bananas worth 1.5x more, increases the bonus to 13.5%, and grants access to the most powerful ability ever in the monkey kingdom. Rank 150.

Path 2
0/1- Commodities Trading- $600. Monkeys trade bananas and other commodities in the market. Makes bananas double and pineapples halve in price and increases the money generated by $20.

0/2-Fair Price Laws- $200. Monkeys strictly enforce laws about fraud, so more monkeys invest. Increases the bonus by $30 and makes bananas worth $15 more.

0/3-Monkey Money Economy- $1,500. Gives you two MM per round. Rank 40.

0/4- Guarded Stash.- $20,000. Your money is safe from all bloons, and has an Ability: unleash the bodyguards, which creates 6 bodyguards that run around the screen and club bloons, stunning them. Duration/cooldown: 7/40 secs. Also boosts money gained by $100 and MM gained to 5. Rank 55.

0/5- NK Overlord- $120,000. Get 10 MM, and $200 more at the end of the round, and at the end of the game, you get 2 NK coins. Max:1 per game.

Specialty:
T1-The usual. 700 MM.

T2- Increases % bonus by 1%, and does 1% from the start. 1,000 MM.

T3- Always has a permanent bodyguard that clubs bloons that come near. The guard has 50 HP and an x/2 tack shooter range, with the swing having 30 PP and popping 2 layers. 2,000 MM.

T4- Communications to Wall Street disrupt MOAB-class bloons, making them move 30% slower. 5,000 MM.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE TOWER, BUT IS A JOKE TO THE GREED AND MANIPULATION OF WALL STREET.