Useless Monkey

The Useless Monkey is a tower in the next Bloons Tower Defense game. It costs $10000, and when it is placed in a game, it just stands there and does nothing. It will do things when it is upgraded, but these things will not be helpful.

Sleeping
The Useless Monkey will now lay down and fall asleep.

Price: $1000 on Medium

Bubble Blowing
The Useless Monkey will now wake up and blow bubbles.

Price: $2000 on Medium

Surfing the Internet
The Useless Monkey will now take out a computer and surf the Internet.

Price: $4000 on Medium

Leaving
The Useless Monkey will now leave the game, but the spot at which it was placed will be saved in case it ever comes back (it won't, but the spot will still take up space and you can still click on it to open the Useless Monkey's upgrade menu).

Price: $8000 on Medium

Noises
The Useless Monkey will now make random noises, such as that of a cow mooing or a bell ringing.

Price: $1000 on Medium

Big Head
The Useless Monkey will now have an extra-big head.

Price: $2000 on Medium

Statue
The Useless Monkey will now turn into a statue of a Useless Monkey (other upgrades will still be in effect or can be put into effect on this statue).

Price: $4000 on Medium

Blue!
Special Ability: The Useless Monkey will now have the ability to turn all of your towers blue for 10 seconds.

Price: $8000 on Medium