User blog:Zathsu/Bloon To Fist- Chapter 4: Left For Dead

How long has it been? Days? Weeks? Months? How long have we been searching? -Ezio's mind.

It's only been a few hours! -Altiar's mind.

Hey, its my turn to get the pre-dialouge thoughts! -Ezio's mind.

Karnok: So... we've been standing here for a half-an-hour. What do we do now?

Ezio: Keep going down the range. There is no point in staying here.

Altiar: Do you hsppen to know where the Priest Monkey lives?

Karnok: You're lucky that Neverest supplies one of THE BIGGEST wizardry villages of all time. He happens to live in the same town as I do!

Ezio: Great! Leadthe way!

(The six start marching towards the North. As they talk, Ezio wants to learn more...)

Ezio: What's the name of this town anyway?

Karnok: Argania. It is well known for it's large mana pools, and arcane gems.

Ezio: Do you have some sort of map or something?

Karnok: I sure do! (He lift his hand and a map forms out of thin air. Yivus walks up beside them,).

Yivus: You are an excellent sorrcerer. Is there anyway I can learn some.

Karnok: Of course. Slyvia studied it, and has gotten pretty good at it. Too bad she has become a paid mercenary for the Bloon Empire.

Ezio: How do you know all this?

Karnok: Sadly enough I (trips on a rock. Gets up and brushes himself off).

Karnok: Sadly enough I lended her those magic spelbooks. She now abuses the spells in that book, using it to create things the same way I created this map. (Hand mystically goes into the air and forms an elephant which crashes on the ground in front of them).

Altiar: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!???

Karnok: I... I didn't.

Ezio: Then there is only one more explanation...

(Yivus stares up to see bloons on the cliffs to their sides).

Yivus: Magenta Bloons!

Ezio: Exactly.

Karnok: They abuse magic the same way as Slyvia. Wait a second... you don't think.

Altiar: I do think... I LEFT THAT PIZZA IN THE OVEN TOO LONG! Hopefully my house isn't on fire.

Meanwhile... (An image of a burning monkey hut on fire appears)

Karnok: No! Not that! Although your house is probably burning... i'm thinking those bloons are summons of Slyvia.

Ezio: From what I've seen of her, she incorrectly uses magic, and her favorite color is... (gasp) MAGENTA!

Magenta Bloon 1: Ah... the weaklings. I will be glad to finally return you to master. Then there will be no way to save your friend!

(The Magenta Bloons are seen dropping off an unconciess Red Bloon, covered in bandages. Three of the Magenta Bloons turn towards the group, and fire thin bolts of arcane energy at them,).

Karnok: Watch out! Those bolts are deadly! (His hands glow grey, and a wall made of metal, sprouts from the ground).

Ezio: Thanks! We appreciate it.

Karnok: What about the guy with the orange sweatband? He hasn't said anything in a while.

Altiar: Ah, that's Ignus. He's the strong but silent type.

Ignus: (grunts)

Karnok: Well then...

Magenta Bloon Leader: Break through the wall men!

(The Magenta Bloons begin to fire thicker beams, but get tired really fast.)

Karnok: Can't break through steel? Then you are not a true wizard!

(Despite brute force, the Magenta Bloons crash to the floor in exhaustion).

Altiar: We should probably go check out that unconciess Red Bloon!

Karnok: Good idea. He doesn't look to well. Even if he is hostile, he is just a simple Red Bloon!

(The five assassins climb nimbly up the face of the cliff, as Karnok creates a pillar of rock under his feet to elevate him. Ezio picks up the Red Bloon and begins to shake him,).

Ezio: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (slaps the Bloon across the face.It opens two pure blue eyes, which scares Ezio).

Outcast Bloon: Where... where am I?

Nimbus: You're in Neverest Mountains! What do you last remember.

Outcast Bloon: Being beat up by a group of Magenta Bloons after being exiled by Electro...

Altiar: Do you think Electro and Slyvia are in an alliance?

Karnok: It seems so... the only way this bloon could have been beaten up by bloons owned by Slyvia, is if they were working with eachother.

Outcast Bloon: Can you spare any money? I have a family... and kids that were also scattered across the mountains. I'm willing to work an arrangement. I will do anything to help them!

Ezio: If you work with us... I'll pay you 20 Monkey Money an hour.

Outcast Bloon: I think that sounds fair. I would shake hands with you if I had any. By the way, you can call me Alexander, or just Alex.

Altiar: So that makes seven of us. This just gets better and better!

Ezio: Except for the fact that I'm losing hard earned cash!!!

Altiar: That too! To tell you truth, that kind of makes smile.

Nimbus: You haven't done that in ages! You've always been so serious about everything.

Karnok: (angry voice/demon voice) ENOUGH! (returns to normal voice) Sorry.

Ezio: How far is the village?

Alex: What village?

Nimbus: Argania.

Alex: Oh I know that place! It's jut up this mountain, in that strange complex that has the mountains collide.

Karnok: See? This guy knows what i'm talking about! (High fives Alex)

Alex: OW! MY FACE!

(The seven travel up the mountain towards massive gates made of rock. Shouting can be heard from inside).

Magenta Bloon 1: Give us all the magical resources you have! (A nearby drill with a tank on the back can be seen sucking up Mana Pools).

Monkey Wizard: We will never give you are power! (Launches some fireballs at the lead Magenta Bloon).

Altiar: I think we should help him.

Yivus: Agreed.

Karnok: After we save the village, we must find the Priest Monkey!

(The five assassins sprint foward and throw shurikens popping five of the Magenta Bloons!)

Magenta Bloon 6: This will not go unnoticed! We are already sending a message into Electro's thoughts. Meanwhile... get them.

Karnok: I don't think so. (His hands flash purple, and a lightning bolt strikes from the air,).

Monkey Wizard: Karnok! It's good to see you again.

(The Magenta Bloons line up and begin to launch explosive purple fireballs).

Magenta Bloon 8: Our immunity to magic prevents this town from doing anything!

Altiar: I think you forgot we're here.

Magenta Bloon Leader: I think you forgot THIER here! (Three MOABs fly over the mountain, and ready thier cannons).

Magenta Bloon Leader: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 5!