User blog comment:Doue/"Corrupt a wish"/@comment-4418057-20130801170551/@comment-5334494-20130804224858

Granted, but everyone else leaves for some reason, never to be seen again.

I wish for a tornado that doesn't kill me or damage or destroy my computer in any way, and also does not knock out the wi-fi, or unplug the computer, and I do not die for some other reason any time in the next 50 years.