Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36346010-20181202204631/@comment-36079976-20190615010021

In the midst of the chaos, I grab the nearest megaphone and publicly announce:

"According to a recent study, humans eat more bananas than monkeys."

"It must be true. I myself have never seen a human eat a monkey."

Ye people cringe so hard that your existences vaporize themselves. I prop up another *inconspicuous* scraecrow to signify my supreme reign.