TFBIW

The Fastest non-joke Bloon In the World is....The Fastest non joke Bloon In the World. it moves at a chaotic speed of 27 (WTFIWIHDIAHDIOHAIJ) takes 5 hit to pop, and contains 10 Lightning Bloons. (you do NOT want to see a speedy TFBIW!) they look like white bloons that are sweating (with hats). They are the size of a yellow bloon though, and they have a...more powerful, form.

TFFBIW
The Fastest Fastest Bloon In the World is a much more powerful version. it takes a whopping 25 hits to pop, and releases 15 speedy ceramics and 3 speedy TFBIWs. It moves at the speed of 60, and looks like a light.