User blog:Codexhak/Fanfic - SoWD - Chapter 2

Damien's Fortress, October, 31st, 6:30 PM
Damien: hehe...with the T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E. there pitiful defenses won't be able to break through its Absolute Defense. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Its also immune to things that ignore AD so its basically invincible!!!

Void: ATTACK HIM!

Damien: Eh? YOU REALLY THINK YOUR PITIFUL ARMY CAN STOP ME???

Void: Yes

Damien: Fine. GO!

The T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E. then appears over Damien and makes every one attacking attack it.

Damien: Hehe...

Magica: Umm...Void...The blimp isn't taking any damage whatsoever

Void: ...The blimp has AD?!

Damien: YEP, MWAHAHAHAHAHA *gets shot by a few sniper monkeys* *notices T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E.'s Attack Me! passive attack isn't active* HEYYYYY!!! RECTIVATE THE PASSIVE ATTACK

Blimp Pilot: Umm...i can't reactivate it, the attack is broken...

Damien: ...*rage* WTF YOU USELESS PILOT

Magica: Ok...we need an attack that ignores AD

Void: Fine, go find one

???: How about waves?

Void: Good one Exol, but none of us can make a wave for an attack.

Eclipse: *fires an energy wave*

Void: ... :/ you weren't supposed to come

Eclipse: WHO CARES

???2: *sends a lightning bolt at Eclipse but his dagger reflects it* *dodges* *flies by in a Lightning Gunship 4*

Damien: ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE ELEC

Elec: Yeah? *fires lightning bolts at Void's army and electrocutes most of the sniper monkeys*

Void: argh...RETREAT

Damien: hehe...bye losers *doesn't rage*

Appire, 7:15 PM
Void: *sigh* who knew he had a blimp that has Infinite AD and is immune to every attack that ignores AD...

Exol: Well it was your idea to attack in the first place

Void: Well he attacked us 39 times in the last month

Magica: Hmm...if we can't beat it by using attacks that ignore AD...then we have no choice but to penetrate its AD

Eclipse: ARE YOU CRAZY? WE CAN'T PENETRATE INFINITE AD!

Magica: Or can we? *teleports somewhere and comes back with a giant nuke*

Void: HEY WATCH WHERE YOU PUT THAT THING IT DOES INFINITE^INFINITE DAMAGE (Wait, that can penetrate Infinite AD)

Magica: Fire this at it and its dead *puts it in a mortar*

Damien: HA! I SEE YOU! T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E. GO!!!

Magica: Yeah? Just try it *fires mortar*

The giant nuke then hits the T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E. and explodes and completely destroys the T.R.O.L.L.F.A.C.E.

Damien: ... -________________- *rages 9001^1337 times* SERIOUSLY?! *takes out Laser Gun and fires it at the mortar* *mortar explodes*

Magica: *gets caught in the explosion* *gets flung far away*

Exol: ... ... ... :/ ... ... ... *takes out dartling gun and fires it at Damien*

Damien: Simple *makes a Dark Aura around himself and it absorbs all the darts* *takes out Ray of Doom* (how'd he get one?) *fires ray of doom at Exol's dartling gun* *dartling gun gets hit and explodes injuring Exol*

Exol: *faints*

Void: *spawns a Bloonsday Device and fires its beam at Damien*

Damien: hehe...*makes a Dark Aura around himself but the beam is too strong for it to absorb* *gets hit by beam* AHHH...*beam pushes him back to his fortress* oww...

Assassin Bloon: *comes out and stabs Eclipse while plunging a dagger into the Bloonsday Device*

Void: ECLIPSE! GRR...*Bloonsday Device explodes blocking his path to Assassin Bloon* Eh? WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!?!?! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!

Assassin Bloon: Sir, their Bloonsday Device exploded and Eclipse is injured

Damien: Good work, They are now weak.

Assassin Bloon: How'd you get back here?

Damien: I teleported

Void: HEY THERE YOU ARE!!!!! *fires another mortar*


 * KA-BOOM!!!*

Damien: GO ATTACK HIM ASSASSIN BLOON

Assassin Bloon: YES, SIR *charges at Void with 2 daggers*

Void: Just try it. *fires the mortar and catches Assassin Bloon in the explosion*

Assassin Bloon: OUCH. grr... *charges again*

Void: Yeah? *fires mortar 3 times* *missed all 3 times* Eh?

Assassin Bloon: *appears behind Void and attempts to stab him*

Void: *blocks attack* *stabs Assassin Bloon* *fires mortar at him*

Assassin Bloon: *dies*

Damien: Ok then

An Artillary Battery then spawns behind Damien and bombards Void with mortar shells but Void dodges all of them and reflects one and explodes the Artillary Battery

Damien: Grr...I'll get you later...*rages*

Void: *sigh* i have to check on Eclipse...wonder if Exol and Magica are ok...

Magica and Exol: Yeah we're ok but Eclipse is injured. Badly.

Void: ...We need to take him to the Hospital

Magica: Yeah...

Appire Hospital, 9:00 PM
Doctor: He's alive but It'll take about 2 months for him to recover

Void: :( ok then...

Doctor: He won't die unless he gets stabbed again

Void: Well...then make sure an Assassin Bloon doesn't get in

Doctor: We have excellent security

Void: Ok then! I'll be back tomorrow... (What security do you have?)

---Chapter 2 END---

Profiles
Void Overshadow the Monkey Assassin (Update) - Can spawn a Bloonsday Device.

Exol the Dartling Gun (Age: 51) - A Dartling Gun. Simple discription right?

Elec the Shock Bloon (Age: 40) - He can fire lightning bolts and his Lightning Gunship 4 can also