Upgrade Path Tower

The Upgrade Path Tower can be bought for $333 and shoots blue orbs at bloons that do 1 damage and pierce 3 bloons.

It can be upgraded to max on all paths

A Long Range Upgrade $73
Increases it's range

Yet Another Range that Increases the Range and Lets It Detect Camo Bloons $131
Increases it's range and lets it detect camo bloons.

Take That, Camo Bloons! $473
Allows towers in it's range to detect camo bloons.

Take That, MOABs! $999
Allows towers in it's range to do 5x damage to MOABs.

Take That, Computer Terminating Bloon! $9999
Kills Computer Terminating Bloon

Red Orbs $237
Shoots red orbs that set bloons on fire

Yellow Orbs $617
Shoots yellow orbs that pop 2 layers

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH MY LIVES $261
Lose and gain 1 live every 20 seconds

Deleted $1337
Deletes any status effect affecting this tower

Unlocking Path 3 $7331
Unlocks path 3. 'nough said

Idiotic Thermo Nuke $373
Kills your most expensive tower, but gives you a refund?

Good Thermo Nuke $337
Kills all red bloons on the screen

Like Azanor Ever Helped Me $1
Takes 100x damage from Azanor

Infinity Shall Die? NOPE $1
Takes 111x damage from bloons with Infinite HP

A Fifth Upgrade $6329
Shoots Hydra Rocket Pads

Unlocking a FOURTH Path $991
This takes too long

More Idiotic Thermo Nuke $1
Kills 2 towers

More Good Thermo Nuke $2
Kills all blue bloons on the screen

Ray of Laser? $5101
Shoots freaking laser beams

Only my Awesome Tower $37
Starts signing Only My Railgun

I Lost A Life $75
Summons a Speedy Purple Bloon

I Lost TWO Lifes $100
Summons 2 Speedy Purple Bloons

I Saw TWO Putty Tats $110
Unlocks Path 1337. Also 2 putty tats start fighting and wrecking havoc.

OP Conception $56959
Does 25 damage to everything it hits

CHAMPIONPATH $99999
Unlocks Path 9001

Me Got A Omegachi $575921
Derpish Grammachi Ability:

Summons an Omegachi that does 9001 damage to the screen

Me Gonna Stop INFINITY $1000000
Prevents INFINITY being spawned for 17 games