Ginja Monkey

Ok, I told you guys how much I hate joke conceptions but now I wanted to make one so badly. So here it is, my first joke conception: Ginja Monkey.

Ginja Monkey is a typo version of the Ninja Monkey. He drinks ginja, a Portuguese liqour which makes him drunk. He throws shurikens at bloons quite slowly but those which hit them pop A LOT of layers.

Path 1
1. Ginja Discipline He now drinks ginja in a more disciplined and sophisticated manner, increasing his attack speed and range but also increases the effects of the liquor.

2. Carp Shurikens He now throws carps along shurikens. Carps eat all bloons below a ceramic whole. Ceramics cause diarrhoea.

3. Bubble Shot The monkey now blows bubbles. He throws a shuriken, a carp, and a bubble, all at the same time.

4. Moonjitsu The monkey has decided that ninjutsu is quite lame. So he has just learned the ancient knowledge of Moonjitsu. He now throws 5 sharp moons at bloons instead of shurikens and other stuff.

5 Grandblaster Ninja Our drunk ninja's moons now explode on contact. But those explosions are not those ordinary ones, they contain power of the Sun God's rival and can pop black bloons.

Path 2
1. Freakin' Shurikens These shurikens are so freaky. They scare bloons in sight and immobilizes them.

2. Accountant Espionage The ninja conducts espionage on the bloons' personal accountants and now gains the knowledge about every bloons' weakness.

3. Nairobi Cactus Every now and then, he throws a super pointy cactus from Nairobi at bloons.

4. Bloon Camoflauge Turns all bloons into camo bloons. Wait, that's not good. Is it?

5. Bland Saboteur Makes all bloons onscreen taste bland food, making them weak and reduces their speed.

Path 3
1. Refraction Some of his shurikens refract light onto bloons, making them move the wrong way.

2. Cal Tops Puts food on the track which tops up the calories of bloons, making them weak and move with less speed.

3. Cash Bomb Periodically throws a cash bomb at bloons which makes bloons mad from seeing the cash and stuns them.

4. Sticky Balm He rubs sticky balm on himself and on monkeys in his range which make them relaxed and ecstatic.

5. Plaster Bomber Throws bombs full of Plaster of Paris at bloons which immobilizes them.