Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36346010-20181202204631/@comment-36079976-20190615124443

Batty1776 wrote: Shiverpeace wrote: In the midst of the chaos, I grab the nearest megaphone and publicly announce:

"According to a recent study, humans eat more bananas than monkeys."

"It must be true. I myself have never seen a human eat a monkey."

Ye people cringe so hard that your existences vaporize themselves. I prop up another *inconspicuous* scarecrow to signify my supreme reign. Unfortunately for you, I have respawned, and I myself have known about this and I hypnotize the scarecrow. Said scarecrow now fights for me, and runs to you to give a free hug.

And you know what happens. Lots of cascades of explosions that make you stop living :^] Who said the scarecrow was rigged with explosives? Sheesh. It was just a normal scarecrow.

That being said, I resume to generate thousands and thousands of "earthquacks" that are like earthquakes, but more ducky. They ravage the land, crippling any building or structure they cross paths with and completely warping the landscape around you.