Derpy Cannon

The Derpy Cannon is an item that is always dropped (ALWAYS!) by M.O.A.B.s. It does nothing except look derpy in your inventory. It cannot be crafted into anything. It can be equipped, but it does nothing.

Trivia

 * YES, this is a joke conception. What are they teaching humans these days? (Note: That link is to show you who inspired me to make that reference, not who created the original item.)