Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-32798365-20171208232053/@comment-35598694-20181031195846

2231. Prepare ship for light speed!

2232. NONONONONO, LIGHT SPEED'S TOO SLOW!

2233. It's too slow!?

2234. YES! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO...

2235. LUDICROUS SPEED!

2236. Ludicrous speed?!?

2237. Sir, we've never gone that fast before, I don't know if the ship can handle it!

2238. WHAT'S THE MATTER COLONEL SANDERS?

2239. CHICKEN?

2240. pRePaRe ShIp

2241. PREPARE SHIP!

2242. FOR LUDICROUS SPEED!

2243. Fasten all seatbelts!

2244. Seal all entrances and exits!

2245. Close all shops in the mall!

2246. Cancel the three-ring circus!

2247. Secure all animals in the zoo!

2248. GIMME THAT YOU PETTY EXCUSE FOR AN OFFICER!

2249. NOW HEAR THIS!

2250. LUDICROUS SPEED-

2251. Sir had you better buckle up!

2252. AH BUCKLE THIS!

2253. 'LUDICROUS SPEED! GO!!!'

2254. Going to plaid