S.P.A.M.

(Sanely Power Allowance Machine) is a regular red MOAB that has 2300 HP and spawns 4 Ceramic bloons on poppage. It moves as fast as a MOAB, immune to non-technical tower attacks.

Unoriginal Bloons
Spawns 50 random-color-hued bloons that spawns 1 Yellow Bloon, that their HP is determined by its $${Saturation * (1 + Lightness / 100)}$$ and Speed determined by $${Hue + 50}$$ pixels per second. Uses every 30 seconds.

Overpowered Blimps
Spawns 5 random-color-hued blimps that spawns 2 MOAB, that their HP is determined by $${Lightness * 10}$$ and Speed determined by $${Hue / 2 + 10}$$ pixel per second. They can also shoot a black bolt at towers, dealing $${100 - Saturation 5}$$ damage to towers. 20% Chance being used 10 seconds after Unoriginal bloons is used, otherwise used every fifth ability usage.

Underpowered Towers
Puts Debuff effect on all towers. Used 1 minute after spawned.

Overpriced Towers
Puts Price increase effect. Used when a tower is bought or upgraded whilst is on screen.

Repetitive Jokes
Spawns 10 random-color-hued bloons that spawns 1 Green Bloon, that their HP is determined by $${Saturation * 100}$$ and Speed determined by $${Hue + 70}$$ pixels per second. 10% Chance to be used instead of Unoriginal Bloons.

"Da strongest" Bloon
Spawns 2 random-color-hued bloon that spawns 2 Lead bloons, that their HP is always around 90000 and 99999, and speed fixed to 25 pixels per second. Used instead of Unoriginal Bloons if there are 100 bloons/blimps on the screen.

Entity Spawning
Spawns a ENTITY-like (Form 2) bloon that is actually a disguised blue bloon with 50 HP. Used instead of Unoriginal Bloons if there is a "Da strongest" Bloon on screen.

Anti-deletion(Passive)
Selling is disabled until it is beaten. Ability always stays if escaped.

Trivia

 * Built for obvious reasons, to protest the deletion of delete request.
 * I expect every rebel users to hate me.