Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-12768231-20150503203435/@comment-7395353-20180912232108

C... ?

You reach into your handy dandy weapon stash and pull out... a potato? Gosh darn it. Before you can grab a new weapon, your handy dandy weapon stash is also a potato. You need to turn your potato into a viable weapon, and quickly!
 * A. Cut it into sharp potato chips!
 * B. Cut it into a super long french fry!
 * C. Make it into an explosive hot potato!
 * D. Offer the potato to the guards in exchange for them not killing you.