User blog:Planterobloon/Dumb ways to die

Have you seen the viral YouTube video Dumb Ways to Die? This is a spoof. Here it goes...

You're on fire, you buffoon! Poke a Ceramic Bloon. Get an upgrade that's out of date, Get hit by a Monkey Ace's accidental strafe

(Chorus) Dumb ways to die! So many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to di-i-ie! So many dumb ways to die.

Fight a MOAB with a fork! Do your own Supermonkey Serum work. Teach yourself how to fly! Eat a bloon's unrefrigerated pie!

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Invite Apopalypse inside, Scratch a Super Bloon's brand new ride. Take a suntan in the Thermal Zone, Attract a BLITZ (yeah, you got pwned)

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Keep a Bloonsnake as a pet, Sell all your towers on the internet! Eat a tube of liquefying glue "I wander what's this Bloon Missile do?

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Dress up like a bloon during popping season Disturb Chaos Bloon for no good reason. Stand on the edge of ENTITY's auracrysts! Forget that those auracrysts regenerate over time! Face ENTITY without the Omegachi! They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly...

The dumbest ways to die! The dumbest ways to die! The dumbest ways to di-i-ie! So many dumb, So many dumb ways to die.

Be safe around final bosses. A message from Planterobloon.