Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36346010-20181202204631/@comment-36079976-20190806144709

I proceed to follow with my master plan:

The sun makes light.

Feathers are light.

Therefore, the sun makes feathers.

Birds have feathers.

Therefore, birds cannot be created without the sun.

Solar panels take in light that comes from the sun.

Feathers are light and they come from the sun.

Therefore, solar panels take in feathers.

Solar panels use what they take in to produce electricity.

Solar panels take in feathers.

Therefore, solar panels use feathers to produce electricity.

Solar energy is considered renewable.

Thus, if electricity from solar panels is considered renewable

And solar panels use feathers to produce electricity

And birds have feathers

Then birds can effectively be used as a renewable source of electricity

Ducks are birds

Therefore, I conduct my rubber duck army into an effectively infinite source of electricity, because who cares about laws of thermodynamics, and I win.

Simple as that