User blog comment:Planterobloon/Bloons comic 2/@comment-4418057-20130727155920/@comment-28241556-20130727171238

"Wait, what? I was already a private!" "Look up U.S. Army Ranks on Wikipedia. It'll make sense."

and

"And that's the end of roll call! If anyone needs me, i'll be airborne." ... "Oh, I forgot to tell you your mission."