User blog:Planterobloon/Conception Review 1: Spiked Wall

This is the first in a possible series of conception exhibitions of pages I find particularly notable. This does not always mean notably good, however. For our first exhibit, we'll be looking at a page we all (if we've been active here for about a year or more) know and love, the Spiked Wall.

I'm sure that many of you will agree that Lazercroc's Spiked Wall is one of the most overpowered pages of our time. Both being a joke and fading from the public eye have preserved it, enabling it to be one of our exhibits. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our first exhibit.

What it does
Basically, the Spiked Wall is infinite Road Spikes. Why is this bad? Because, in theory, nothing can get past it. But wait, it only lasts one round, right? Wrong. Spiked Wall lasts forever. Also, it costs 26000 monkey money. That'll cost you almost 200 dollars if you want to NK Coin it in. You should really just get Deluxe and hack youself a nest egg of 130000 MM. Why 130000? Because that's how much it takes to buy 5 spiked walls, thus giving you Spiked Wall Pro. The Pro edition has another hated ability... That's right, round skip. You may skip a round every 100 seconds. So, all you need to do is wait 100 seconds between each round, and you win. It'll take around 22 hours, but with Round Skip you can win the game while not doing anything. Better yet, since you must have hacked (or you're incredibly rich and gave NinjaKiwi 1000 dollars) to get this far, hack in a million of them and click 750 times. Even worse, it actually has 2 weaknesses. 1. A teleporter can waltz right past this thing. 2. You flat-out can't get it legit. No one's gonna put in 1000 hours of BTD or spend $200 for an item that only lasts 1 game, unless Bruce Wayne plays BTD and no one knew. And even he won't spend $1000 on a pro version that will, again, only last one game.

This has been our first Exhibition! Rate, comment, subscribe and all that. I don't care that you can't subscribe to a Wikia user. Do it anyway. ;)