User blog comment:Raindrop57/The Vending Machine/@comment-5334494-20130801021422/@comment-7395353-20130809003010

The vending machine grows an arm that looks just like that ruler/line, then throws you into a cave 5 miles away. You get mined and get crafted into a pinball by Hypixel, who recently made a pinball machine (not really). You're stuck there for eternity. I insert the pinball machine.