User blog:Meta07/Fanfic: Eternal Wars - Chapter 19

You can read the other chapters here!

Kohaku: Yeah, right, you better remember that link and re-read everything again and again and again if you're interested in this fanfic because Meta is a hopeless lazy slacker...

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Chapter 19: Appr Kohaku: FINALLY!
Hey what the hell?!!!

Kohaku: Because it took forever before you wrote something new...

Just let me write it, will you?

Kohaku: Fine, fine...

Miyu: E... ehehe...

Douglas: Yay! A new chapter! Wait, what's with the weird title?! O_O

Bill: Ah well, she's always been pretty mental.

...Screw you characters, screw you...

Anyways, it seems that this weird intro-ish section is taking place in... *rotates camera to reveal a flashing, crazy dance floor with all kinds of the most depraved dances you can think of*

...As usual, a party. Boy, do they love parties...

Sean: Enjoy life when you still can, gurl!

...I'm your AUTHOR!

Sean: Chill, gal. Why not have a little drink? *hands whisky*

Wow thanks, but first, I'm not interested in alcohol and am underaged to drink it anyway, and second, you really expected me to write a chapter while being drunk?! Do you even want to know what it'll look like?!

Sean: Glu glu glu... Sure thing I want to, gurl...

Grrrr...

Suddenly, a piercing sound can be heard in the dance hall, as if a tank is shooting right outside.

Bretonnian General: WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?!

Phoenicia: EVERYONE, WATCH OUT! GET TO YOUR POSITIONS!

FINALLY! I can now start my chapter properly without interference!

Kohaku: CHEATER!

QUIET!

_ _MEMOIR SYSTEM: LOG IN_ _
_ SCANNING KEYCARD... _

_ KEYCARD ACCEPTED! _

_ USERNAME: HEADSYSOP _

_ INITIATING CHAT CONSOLE... _

_ CONNECTING TO: SYSOP2... _

HEADSYSOP: Hello?

SYSOP2: Yes, Master?

HEADSYSOP: Looks like it's about time. Let's initiate our plan!

SYSOP2: I'm ready, Master!

HEADSYSOP: You should have a strong reputation there by now, right?

SYSOP2: Of course, Master. Everything's going well...

HEADSYSOP: Very well! So, first we will need to trigger an event that will directly contact the main MEMOIR SYSTEM server... And for that, it'll take Azura.

SYSOP2: ...and how am I supposed to transform her from here?

HEADSYSOP: I'm not sure, actually. However, Azura has really strong ties with the Dream World without knowing it. Perhaps we'll find a way to make her transform by herself in the real world. Hmmm...

SYSOP2: You are telling me to initiate our plan and yet you don't have a real plan?

HEADSYSOP: W...well... A... anyway, it seems that the second one of the corruption devices has been activated! At this rate, something might happen, especially when that basturd has personal problems with one of our possible keys. That's what I meant by "it's about time!"

SYSOP2: Ah...

HEADSYSOP: Well then, I'll check back to you later!

SYSOP2: Good bye, Master.

_ DISCONNECTING FROM CHAT... _

*sigh* Sadly enough I can only chat with her through the MEMOIR SYSTEM console... Using Skype or even Wikia chat would've been more fun...

Oh well, let's log out and listen to some music, then.

Outside Zaregrad Hotel, 11:00 PM
Sean: Man, and here I thought I could enjoy that party a little bit longer...

Although the sky is dark, the environment seems like it's been brighten up by the countless flashes from the guns and tank cannons, both from the drunk, over-partied Ganymede army and the newly arrived Deshion Army.

Atsurya: Blast! It's so dark I can barely see a thing!

Hate: I'll give out my experimental nighttime illuminating devices, tennou-sama!

Atsurya: Sounds good, just do it!

Hate: H...hai! Now let's see, where is it... *a tank shell suddenly hits near her* EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!

Then, a ninja appears and shields Hate.

Kage: Beware, it's dangerous!

Hate: A...arigatou! Now...

Miraiko: KYAAAAAA!! *gets nearly shot at when setting up stage*

Kage: Sensei! *runs to Miraiko*

Hate: KYAAAAAA!! *a tank shell lands near her again*

Kage: DARN! Both of them are hot, who should I pick?!

Yoru: *shields Hate* Beware, it's dangerous!

Hate: Arigatou! Now... AH! FOUND IT! TENNOU-SAMA!

Hate then carries her crate of experimental illuminating devices to Atsurya, who then calls her subordinates and allies to give them the devices. By the way, the part just above was to substantially describe the danger of war. You see, someone gets nearly shot every..

Miraiko: LIES!!!

FINE, it was so I can mention the characters again! Anyway...

Atsurya: LISTEN EVERYONE! We have... wait a sec... Hey Hate, these are just flashlights! -________-

Hate: B...but... *mikuru face* Scientific things needed scientific names!

Atsurya: *sigh* Imperial rule 72... never trust a fancy name from a scientist...

And then, the flashlights are given out, and... oh dear, it's that time when I have to describe a battle again... *sigh*

Well, uh... let's see... etou... The tanks of both sides shoot at each other. It should be noted that, in these situations, most of the times the tank will explode immediately if a weak spot is penetrated, not like in those arcade games where the armor of all sides of the tank is equal and the tank can take many shells. Also, these tanks can move freely in this battlefield because, even though they are not all-terrain vehicles, their tracks can move quite well in city terrains. Besides, a tank cannon's flashes really brightly once shot because of the sheer force of the shot, making them the main "source" of light in this dark battlefield, even without Hate's flashlights. You should also know that a tank's shell...

Sean: Suddenly, a lecture about tanks! *snipes an enemy*

...And there are brave soldiers risking their life to snipe enemies for their respective countries, their allies and their Union, too. Besides, the Ganymede Union have called supporting bombers, which then come a while later to wipe nearly all the low-class Deshion tanks away. But just some time later, Deshion's top-class stealth fighters also arrive and give the Ganymede air force a real hard time...

Bill: That's better! *boomerangs an enemy*

???: Well well well...

Myriad: Ah, that seems to be their commander!

Kido: ... (What? Can't I get mentioned sometimes? ...Sh*t, I'm mentioned for absolutely no reasons at all once again! T_T Please give me some roles... Ah well...) *knives an enemy*

Sakuya: Nice!

Ignore her. *avoids Sakuya's angry knife* *invite Sakuya out of story*

???: That's right! I heard Meta promised serious battles, so here I am, to give you a fight!

Kohaku: *sigh* Don't worry, you'll soon see that that derp has long lost the very ability of writing anything serious...

???: Enough chit-chatting, let's go!

The mysterious commander then pulls out his sword and attempts to slash Kohaku, but Atsurya runs toward her and shields her.

Atsurya: *clashes sword with ???* Kuh! Wait! You,... you are...

As Atsurya gets a close-up look of the mysterious commander since she's face-to-face with him with a flashlight, Atsurya drops her sword in shock.

Atsurya: No, no way. Why...?

Atsurya then looks at the commander's chest to find a faint glowing red light.

Atsurya: Kuh... no...

The commander then attempts to use his skeletal/death-metal-looking sword to finish the shocked Atsurya, but then a badass samurai with a nice brown cape and a leaf hat suddenly arrives and defend her.

???: Kuh! Who are you?!

Mysterious Samurai?: I am like a free spirit, that protects the weak. A lonely samurai with nowhere else to go, except to resolve what I think is immoral, and help all those in need. As strong as fire, as tough as earth, and as mysterious as darkness, that's who I am.

Atsurya: Slice the feces, Kenshi... =__="

Kenshi then takes her leaf hat off

Kenshi: Mou~... you needn't reveal my identity like that, tennou-sama!

Atsurya: Anyway, arigatou... and welcome back...

--TO BE CONTINUED--