User blog comment:Doue/"Corrupt a wish"/@comment-5357744-20130731031611/@comment-5237216-20130804115034

Granted, but all the wishes are too rip your head off or jump in hydrochloride acid and to have your arm break every time you go onto the wiki.

I wish that LOATC hadn't portrayed me so accurately in Walfas (except for seafood :/)