User blog:Hypno1337/The Story Containing Words characters- James "Rocket"

I haven't got a picture at the moment! D:

James: Nor do you have consistancy with the story updates...

I don't have a lot of things!

Joe: For example, a decent name for the story.

The current name explains a lot!

Actual info
Gender: Fema-

James: Seriously, no...


 * D

Gender: Male.

Nationality: "The land of absolute greatness and amazing stuff" ~ James.

Class: Extremely classy.

Actual class: None, he finished school a while back.

Equipment: A highly powerful rocket launcher that can make forcefields and resist powerful attacks... That's kinda it.

James: Erm... *Cough*

Equipment: Oh, and his fists... The most powerful thing of all!

James: Friends: Not that many, because SOMEONE only made about a half dozen characters on the entire face of the planet!

Oh ok, Should I go and make another 7 billion characters? That'll make an excellent story!

"-Guy 1 watched tv!-"

"-Guy 257,230 ate some pizza!-"

"-Alien 4,200,000,000 abducted a cow!-

Best seller!

James: Exactly! It'll be a hit!

Theme song (because apparently that's what everyone has these days!)
None yet ;D.

James: You could've thaught of one with the week or so you was delaying making these character pages!

Screw sleep! I should just spend every day thinking of your theme song!.. No...

Description
James's a monkey who carries around a high powered and confusing rocket launcher, he has served in war for many years, since towards the end of the 3rd bloon war! He's a "boss", this allows him to preform amazing tricks and stuff, he acts fairly sarcastic at times.

Abilities.
His rocket-launcher is capable of catching and redirecting fairly powerful progectiles.

This rocket launcher also (can you imagine this?!) can fire rockets!

He's a complete boss so he can do amazing things (amazing things from an amazing guy).

James: Thanks...?

Likes

 * His rocket launcher.

Dislikes
James: Erm, that's slightly a lie! Joe: Does anyone actually like those?
 * Everything
 * Me claiming that James hates everything
 * My constructively named robot suits

You're all critics!
 * Joe's "defence" system.