J.U.S.T.A.N.A.G.E.N.D.E.R.P.E.R.S.O.N.

The J.U.S.T.A.N... (I'm just going to abbreviate it to JUSTANAGENDERPERSON) is a user blimp. It has 2 forms that are surprisingly seperate.

The J.A.A.P.
The J.A.A.P. (Just And Agender blimP) is a blimp that has 2000 HP that prefers they. It is immune to fire attacks, but takes 2x damage from water.

Abilities
Summon COWS (passive): Summons 87 THE COWS every 2.456 seconds.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP: Summons 3.1416 THE SHEEP. Kills all milks.

chykyn: eats chykyn

OW: Steps on lego brick, dealing 45 damage to themself.

Are you a boy or a NO: If a tower asks them "Are you a boy or a girl", then they will instant kill that tower. No matter what.

soda: drynks cream soda

rut ber: drynks rut ber

The JUSTANAGENDERPERSON
The JUSTANAGENDERPERSON (Just Underhanded Slicer Typing A Neverending Article Going "Eek!" Never Destroying Eggs Ravaging Plastic Elks Raising Superbeings Over Nike) is a blimp with 17263874 HP and 54 AD. Has all the same abilities as the JAAP, but more.

Abilities
banana: Throws a banana at a monkey.

WHAT IS THIS: Eats a frisbee. Then throws 347.457 frisbees at everything.

That is not a frisbee: Eats a blade, dealing 5 damage.

MANGO: Eats 62 mangoes. Beans a monkey with 1 mango.

BLORSKA: Throws 73687236 chykyns. The chykyns spit out 34.5 frisbees with 3.4 chykyns riding on them per .501 seconds.

BCOW: Summons every other user reference.

LGBT: Summons 3 L.G.B.T. Pros.

chykynz: Eats 34 chykyns. Kills all milks.