Spam Monkey

The Spam Monkey is a monkey that spams (duh). It blabbers out random useless facts ala SirBardock and if a bloon is in its range for 3 seconds (it's 196px big, but only in an angle of 45º in front of the tower) said bloon will stop for one second and say "SHUT UP!" and then continue forward. It costs $1337 (spammy number) and doesn't affect blimps or bosses. It is ALWAYS speaking.

Uncontrollable Temper

 * Description: "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!! THIS MONKEY IS TERRRIIIBLEEEEE!!!!"
 * Stats: Bloons stay still a half second longer; Bloons say "SHUT UUUUP!" instead; Range increased by 24px; Bloons lose a layer when they scream.
 * Cost: $2453

Easy

 * Description: STOP SAYING EASY FOR EVERYONE'S FREAKING SAKE!!
 * Stats: Range increased by 16px; Randomly (5% chance) transforms into a T.R.O.L.L. and uses TROLOLOLO on 5 random bloons in range; Bloons lose 2 layers now.
 * Cost: $3250

FOO

 * Description: FOOBAR
 * Stats: 10% chance to say FOO, increasing T.R.O.L.L. chance to 50% and damage to 15 layers; Also, FOOing causes computing glitches, which causes blimps to take 5x damage and be slowed down by 25% for 3 seconds.
 * Cost: $11001