Artling Gun

The Artling Gun is a tower that was the original Dartling Gun - however, after its complete construction, the creators noticed some typos in everything. Instead of darts, it fires paintbrushes which can pop through 2 bloons at a time, and pop through all layers of anything with more than 3 major colors to it (Shades and tints aren't included, but this does mean rainbows suffer terribly). It costs $950 on Medium, like its typo-free cousin tower.

Focussed Firing
Cost: $250

Description: The monkey beats and curses at its gun, making it fire more accurately.

It actually does this, but the cursing is just it saying "Work!", but muffled.

Fatter Barrel Spin
Cost: $1200

Description: The barrel is fatter, somehow making it work faster.

It also shoots 2 more brushes per cycle with this.

Laser Canon
Cost: $6000

Description: The gun ionizes canon, messing with noncanonical bloons.

For serious.

Rye of Doom
Cost: $55000

Description: Loading deadly Super Rye into the gun instead of lasers is somehow better.

Super Rye pierces through 127 bloons at once, dealing 5 layers of damage per hit.

Powerful Dirts
Cost: $600

Description: Putting the gun on Ener-G Dert (Patent pending) makes it pierce more stuff than normal.

Ener-G Dert adds 5 pierce to whatever it fires.

Repleted Bloontonium Dirts
Cost: $1000

Description: Ionized Ener-G Dert makes the gun slightly radioactive, as well as its projectiles.

Projectiles from Ionized Ener-G Dert pop 1 more bloon at once, and can pop leads 'n stuff.

Hydra Rocket Cods
Cost: $7000

Description: Putting fish in rocket capsules does something more than putting fish in rocket capsules.

The Rocket Cods explode with fishy power, popping 4 layers off of bloons at once. It also pops through blacks with the sheer strangeness of this whole thing.

Bloon Area: The Nile System
Cost: $20000

Description: Something with egyptians and curses and mummies, I think. You got me on this one, guys.

This upgrade has infinite oddness: Monkeys walk like egyptians and therefore fire 10% faster; anything based off of a temple or pyramid has 50% more health and fires 75% faster. Machinery gets some sand up in it, making it work 5% slower, unless it's a gun. Oh, and all Regen bloons are replaced with Mummy Bloons. See that page near the bottom for more details on them (They're a serious conception, unlike this thing).