User blog:Meta07/Fanfic: Eternal Wars - Chapter 18

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Ganymede Union's Command Aircraft, 11:00 AM
*cues classic palace music*

Bretonnian General: Nice working with you, Ms. Phoenicia. That brat Decker has been messing with everyone since the beginning of time!

Phoenicia: Ahaha... well, I didn't expect everyone to agree this soon though...

Raymond: Right! That dumba** keeps on inventing better ray guns than us, forcing us to play chase! That's unforgivable!

Phoenicia: Eh,... ehehe...

Atsurya: Well, thank you all, generals of the Ganymede Union! I'm very gladful for your help on this matter!

Bretonnian General: Hehe,... don't worry about it, Ms. Atsurya. We're always happy to help the nation of the cutest empress in the world.

Atsurya: Eheheh... thank you very much.

Phoenicia: Huh, wait a sec, Atsurya...

Atsurya: Yes?

Phoenicia: You told me Haruka is sick, and you sent Hate, Mizuki, Kenshi here right?

Atsurya: Yes, and anything wrong with that?

Phoenicia: Then... who's watching over the Japanese government...?

Atsurya: W...well... the magician sisters stayed and can deal with that... but thinking about it, I haven't seen Roma recently...

Meanwhile...

Japana Palace, 11:00 PM
Angry Citizen 1: HEY! A BIRD CRAPPED ON MY HEAD! I DEMAND A BAN ON BIRDS IN THE CITY!

Angry Citizen 2: HEY! SOME DUMBA** DEMOLISHED ONE OF MY ROOMS FOR NO REASONS! I DEMAND JUSTICE BE BROUGHT!

Angry Citizen 3: HEY! I FLIRTED WITH A GIRL IN THE LAB BUT SHE REJECTED ME WITH A DISGUSTED FACE! I DEMAND A BAN ON REJECTING PEOPLE WITH A DISGUSTED FACE!

Angry Citizen 4: HEY! HEY EVERYONE!

Angry Citizens: What? *gather around Angry Citizen 4* Are we going to storm the palace?

Angry Citizen 4: NO, BUT YOU ALL SUCK! *trollface* *runs away*

Angry Citizens: G@##@n9FW9FF#r GET BACK HERE!!!

Palace Guards: Good lord...

Byzantine: Zzzzzzzz.... just 5 more mins, sis... I stayed up all night yesterday watching Cardcaptor Sakura because the palace's personal theatre is so good... zzzzzz....

Ganymede Union Command Aircraft, 11:02 AM
Atsurya: ...but don't worry, I'm sure things will be all right!

Phoenicia: Eh.... eheheh...

Again, meanwhile...

Random Ganymede Union Aircraft, 11:00 AM
Franxian Soldier: HEY! There's a nendoroids factory down there!

Romean Soldier: Way cool! I've wanted some nendoroids! Let me make an order... *writes something in his notebook*

Bretonnian Soldier: HEY! ME TOO! *takes Romean Soldier's notebook and writes on it!*

Romean Soldier: HEY!

Kiraesian Soldier: ME TOO! *takes notebook and writes on it*

Gracian Soldier: WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! *takes notebook and throws it out of the plane after secretly writing on it* Something this dumb should be thrown away like THIS!

Appian Soldier: NOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!! I haven't written anything yet... *sniff*

Japanese Soldier: Uh... guys... there's a factory like that near my house...

Franxian Soldier: Yeah, and no one is patient enough to wait until after the war, THEN wait until you finally receive our money and decide to go buy them,  THEN  wait until you deliver them back to all of us while keeping some for yourself and pretending to forget!

Japanese Soldier: H... HEY!

Raikengrad Nendoroids Factory, 11:05 AM
Roma: *on binoculars* Hmm... what a huge squadron! Huh? There's something strange falling down... let's see,... it's falling... right... to...

Suddenly the notebook drops right near Roma's feet like a meteorite

Roma: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kenshi: HEY, what's with that primal screaming?!

Roma: *huff puff* L... let's see... a notebook? *opens notebook* Huh? It's an order list... with all the addresses and instructions on how to contact them, cool! Let's see... Nendoroid Hakase... Yuki Miku 2014... Nendoroid Kongou... Nendoroid Azusa... Nendoroid Miho... hey Mizuki, do we have all of those designs?

Mizuki: Heh? E...eh... not for now, I think. We've just established, but I think we can always contact Wonderful Smile Company later...

Roma: Ah, ok then! Can you please send them a message please?

Mizuki: Hai.

Kenshi: *yawn* I'm bored with all this stuff... gonna help the other guys out. Good luck keeping up with the factory.

Roma: H...HEY! Mou...

Ganymede Union Command Aircraft, 11:15 AM
Communicator: Sir, we've got a message!

Bretonnian General: What's that? Did Deshion send their fleets? Print it out, it may be something important.

Communicator: Yes, sir! *decode message*

Message: This is Raikengrad Lovey-Dovey Nendoroids Factory, property of Wonderful Smile Company. We're sending this message to confirm the order list from your squadron. Your army has ordered: One nendoroid Yuki Miku 2014, one Kousaka Honaka 1/8 scale figure, two Hatsune Miku Cheerful Version 1/8 scale figures, one nendoroid Yazawa Nico Peace Version, etc. etc. Since we've just established and is still in the organizing phase, all of the designs are not instantly available right now, but we will contact our headquarters and make them as soon as we can and give you all a wonderful smile. The delivering date for the figures is estimated at etc. etc. etc.

Factory Director,

(signed)

Fukumi Mizuki

Bretonnian General: ...hey WTF was that?! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME!

Communicator: Uh... that's it sir! I'm afraid there's no new orders from our gov..

Bretonnian General: I mean, they ordered figures and they DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER BUYING ME a Racing Miku 2012?! Really?! They could've at least gotten me a new Maki Peace Ver.!

Communicator: Uh... yes, sir. No signs of them in the message, sir!

Bretonnian General: Really! These guys just keep wasting my time hoping to see their gratitude...

Atsurya: A... anou... if you're into that stuff then you could've asked me... We make them everywhere in our land...

Bretonnian General: Really? Thank you very much!

Atsurya: Ok then, a Racing Miku 2012 and Maki Peace Ver. right? *writes down on notebook*

Oh, and just a note: The Love Live Peace Ver. Nendoroids don't really exist in real life.

Atsurya: Oh, and Phoeniia, Vesta-tachi is here right?

Phoenicia: Yes, they're in that plane with a galactic decor over there. But why? You're always that concerned about your troops' morale, huh? *smiles*

Atsurya: Not really... *sips tea coming out from nowhere* I just want to watch a good concert once in a while...

Phoenicia: Huh? ...oh, right,... knowing you... *smiles*

Celestia Aircraft, 11:15 AM
VestA: Aaaa~... So we are here together again. I can't wait to meet MiRAi and perform as the complete Celestia again. Isn't that great, Siry?

ΣirY: ...Hmph... *smiles* yeah...

???: Meh, we're just here talking because Meta is out of ideas yet still wanted to put us in this chapter...

??? 2: Aww... there, there, Vic... grumpy Vic... always making snarky, fourth-wall breaking comments... fufufu...

Vic-story: Who are you calling grumpy, you idol-with-a-weird-stage-name? Seriously, CHANT&Sing?

CHANT&Sing: Ara~... that coming from someone calling her self Vic. Sto. Ry. *pokes Vic's cheek*

Vic-story: Wwwwwwhat? I'm the lyrics writer! *pout* That stage name c...completely fits!

CHANT&Sing: You've just also proven there's nothing wrong with my stage name...

Vic-story: Gnnn..... ah, forget it!

VestA: There, there, Vic! Seong! What if there's a paparazzi filming all of your quarreling?

BLING☆: Seriously still... Meta needs to find some time thinking of proper stage names for once...

CLÉ: Ooohh~.... HEY! There's a new video of us on YouPipe! "Vic-story and CHANT&Sing making cute arguments about stage names on airplane"....

CHANT&Sing: *gasps* SO FAST!!!

Vic-story: ...*hides face in shame*

KatHeroyne: But why call us out on a battle still? I mean, that's really dangerous... and we don't have any war songs...