User blog:Meta07/Fanfic: Eternal Wars - Chapter 15

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My Room, Time: You don't need to know
Right, down, B, A, X, Y, L, R, up, up,... *sigh*

Real life is such a boring game...

Why can't the real world be as perfect as the cyberworld, I wonder...

They say I'm miserable, but the truth is, I'm usually in heaven.

But, right now I'm tired and kinda bored.

Let's see if there's something new...

Ah! It's her! She's on TV!

Miraiko: ''♪Ashita no kimi he no michinori wa~ nani mo. Nani hitotsu kimatte~naikara. Demo dakara koso, tanoshiin darou? Daiji na ippo nishiyou!♫ (find these lyrics in this page)'

Ah, some heavenly music!

Sounds transferred compeltely through "soulless" electric waves, as they say...

Images made of pixels...

How can they be so lively, I wonder...

Right now she isn't any less real than I or my room right here.

I wonder, what's the real boundary between the real world and the cyberworld anyway... why don't they just leave me alone...

Monita: *sirens* Master! There's something weird going on in the cyberworld! You should go there immediately! *sirens*

Huh?! Argh... not now?! Fine, my computer, I'll go anyway...

JACK IN, TRANSFER!

Japana-Deshion Borders (Front One), 5:30 PM
As the group goes to Japana's borders, a huge army consisting of ten thousands of elite armed soldiers and even normal civilians forced to go to war alike advancing through the borders in a grand, terrifying march. Hundreds of tanks are with them, too.

Aturya: So here is the Deshion army, huh? Ugh... there're too many of them! *holds sword tightly*

Kenshi: Tennou-sama, they said they'll execute an all-out attack this time, so I doubt this is all of them.

Aturya: Gnnnh...

MiRAi: Hate-san, why are they advancing at this point of time? It's almost evening!

Hate: Don't you know? Nighttime warfare is Deshion's speciality, so we must be aware...

Deshion Commander: EVERYONE! THERE ARE THOSE DEMONS! KILL THEM ALL, FOR THE GLORIOUS DAMON PARTY!

Deshion Troops: FOR THE GLORIOUS PARTY! (Ugh, why must we do this?!)

Kenshi: Tennou-sama! They're coming! What should we do now?!

Aturya: Gnnh... of course, ATTACK THEM, TO DEFEND OUR PEACEFUL COUNTRY!

Japana Troops: FOR OUR PEACEFUL COUNTRY! (We're actually happy with this chant)

Afterwards, the two great armies then charge towards each other. Deshion's troops wildly shoot the Japana troops, while the Japaneses deploy the same swords-and-guns tactics they used in their previous battles. However, because of Deshion's deadly powered-up sniper rifles and shotguns this time, that tactic is much less efficient now. Because of that, swords start to break, bodies start to fall over and the Deshians start to get the upper hand. In the tanks compartment, however, Hate's experimental tanks prove to be much more efficient than Decker's mass-produced tanks, but got overnumbered greatly.

Japana: MIRAGE EXCALIBUR! Gnnh... we're losing!

Hate: Miraiko, this is your wireless, speakerless microphone! Kyu! *throws microphone as Miraiko*

MiRAi: *catches microphone* Un! *deep breath* Future Band, music please!

Musician: Gladly, my idol!

Some instrumental can then be heard. MiRAi then steps up to the "stage" at the back of the battlefield and pronounces:

MiRAi: Good afternoon everyone! MiRAi desu. Now that I'm here on the stage with my band, I hereby proclaim *raises hand*... *does finger gun* This battlefield is MINE now!

Suddenly a pink blimp with a monitor showing MiRAi's face together with the word "MiRAi" appears on the sky. Some large speakers can clearly be seen on the blimp.

Future Manager: I love doing this!

Japanese Soldier 1: HEY! IT'S MIRAI-CHAN! WOOHOO! *pistol suddenly becomes machinegun*

Japanese Soldier 2: REALLY? WHERE?! WHE.. *gets shot* Ugh! *dies*

Japanese Soldier 1: NO! YAMADA! *gets shot in the head* Ugh! *dies*

The Japanese army then goes into a ruckus when Aturya facepalms.

Kenshi: FOCUS, everyone! MiRAi will sing for you, no need to mess our formation and tactics up! >.<

MiRAi: O_O O...ok, everyone! Here comes my first song!



MiRAi: ''♪Daitan~ futeki ni Haikara kakumei. Raira~i-rakuraku hansen kokka! ...♫''

As MiRAi sings, her voice also gets transferred to her blimp's speakers, which fly above the battlefield, so that even the distant soldiers can hear her.

Japanese Soldiers: WOOOW!!! WOOO!!! LET'S FIGHT ON, EVERYONE! I SUDDENLY FEEL INCREASINGLY PATRIOTIC NOW!!!

And then suddenly the Deshion army gets overwhelmed as everyone in the Japanese army gets their fire rate increased by 50%!

Douglas: AAAAAHH!!! THIS SONG!!! THIS VOICE!!! MIRAIIIII~, PLEASE GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPHY OR I'LL KILL YOUMeta07 (talk)!!!! *runs towards Miraiko mindlessly with heart-shaped eyes and a piece of paper*

Bill: *stops Douglas* Geez! Calm down, idiot, she's singing! Don't break the mood now!

Douglas: NOOOOO, MIRAI'S AUTOGRAPH!!! LET GO OF ME!!!

Bill: ARGH! Sean, help me!

Sean: Ok, ok... *sigh* This idiot is always...

Bill: *sigh* And yet you said you didn't care about idols... (btw, Sean, look who's talking...)

Meanwhile, however, the Deshian commanders think MiRAi is just some crazy girl randomly singing and dancing behind the battlefield, so they all ignore her. Eventually, the Japanese side gains the upper hand while the Deshian side just doesn't know why.

When the Japanese side is going to win, suddenly there's some more bad news:

Messenger: Tennou-sama! Deshion is attacking on another front too! There's another army about 100 km from here across the mountains!

Aturya: WHAT?!!! But...

Deshion Commander: Hah! You think this puny, pathetic army is everything we've got?! Mwahahahaha!

Deshion Troops: (nice job calling your own soldiers who die for you a "puny, pathetic army", bastard...)

Messenger: Oh, and,... Tennou-sama, the other army seems to consist of mostly civilians!

Aturya: *slashes random Deshian* Oh, is that so? Then... Kenshi, MiRAi, Myriad, go with me to the second front! Everyone else stay here!

Kenshi: Anou... Tennou-sama...

Aturya: Yes?

Kenshi: *gets hit by a random brick* Ow! Wh...what do *gets hit by a pebble* we do with those fanboys *gets hit by rotten tomato* now, Tennou-sama?

A faint "NO! SCREW YOU!" echoes in the distant.

Aturya: Eh? *gets hit by a rotten egg*

Japanese Soldiers: NOOOOO!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THAT, TENNOU-SAMA! DON'T TAKE MIRAI-CHAN AWAY FROM US!!! THAT'S THE WORST! PLEASE... *throws garbage everywhere*

Douglas: NOOOOO!!! MIRAI-CHAAAAAAN!!!

Aturya: *gets hit by a cabbage* Seriously... CALM DOWN, EVERYONE!

Japanese Soldiers: *gulp*

Some random Japanese soldiers get shot while standing still.

Deshian Soldiers: (Seriously, are they even aware that they're battling...)

Aturya: Ok, so... *uses sword to block random bullet* Everyone who wants to go with MiRAi-chan, go with me to the second front! Anyone not exactly a big fan of her, stay here and help fight off those Deshians! *blocks another random bullet*

Afterwards, Aturya, Kenshi, MiRAi, Myriad and "some" others go to the second front across the mountains.

Japana-Deshion Borders (Front Two), 9:00 PM
Japanese Soldier 3: It's dark...

Japanese Soldier 4: Then how come we can still fight?

Japanese Soldier 3: Because we all have flashlights given by Tennou-sama, duh! Can't you see it's bright as day in front of us?!

Japanese Soldier 4: Oh, yeah, you're right, haha... Wait, then why are you complaining?!

Japanese Soldier 3: Dunno. Just find it weird that we're fighting in the night.

Kenshi: Seriously, focus for once...

Aturya: So that's the civilians army, huh? Should be easy to convert. MiRAi, are you ready? Get on stage and.. *phone rings*

MiRAi: Umm... hai, Tennou-sama! This battlefield is also MINE now!

Aturya: Moshi moshi?

Messenger: TAIHEN TAIHEN (not good, not good)! TENNOU-SAMA, THE FIRST FRONT IS NOW COMPLETELY EMPTY ASIDE FROM HATE AND HER RC TANKS! The Deshians are going in deeper and deeper!

Aturya: WHAT?! But I thought I told... wait a minute...

Aturya then looks at her army on the second front again

Aturya: HEY?! HOW COME THE ARMY HERE IS AS BIG AS THE ARMY ON THE FIRST FRONT WHEN I TOLD YOU TO GO?! >.<

Azura: Because everyone loves MiRAi-sama desu yo! Un! Un! *dances randomly*

Aturya: *sigh* It's true... and now I think bringing her is a bad idea...

MiRAi: *deeps breath* Ok, everyone! For our nation's sake, half of you please return to the first front! I'd be really happy if you do. Our peaceful nation will survive, and I'll give each of you an autograph when you return! So please!

Half of the Japanese soldiers then run back to the first front and things go well again.

Aturya: ...or maybe not...

Deshion Leader: ENOUGH TRASH-TALKING! ARE YOU DEMONS PREPARED FOR A FIGHT, HUH?!

Deshion Civilians: FOR THE GLORIOUS PARTY! (please, no more of this...)

MiRAi: Deshians! Why do you want to fight us so much?

Deshion Leader: Why?! Because you are all evil demons who should just disappear from this world to make room for our happy nation that's why!

MiRAi: EeeeeeeehhhMeta07 (talk) 18:32, October 22, 2013 (UTC)???!!!

Deshion Leader: The great Decker will ensure us a very happy and prosperous life if we can make the country bigger and bigger, and we'll get paid greatly if we can defeat all the intruders!

MiRAi: But you're intruding us!

Deshion Leader: Well it doesn't matter. You're intruding our future land!

MiRAi: What the?! But that doesn't make any sense! The truth is, you must always follow orders, right?

Deshion Leader: ... N... Of course not! We're doing this because we know the world will be better off being Deshion! Plus we'll be happy and we'll get our high pay!

MiRAi: Well what's that "high pay" when you're a "hero" in your country?

Deshion Leader: ... Well... around a kg of pork per week, yes! I bet none of your normal people are as rich as that!

MiRAi: A KG OF PORK PER WEEK?! But that's like... a beggar's earnings! The MINIMUM wage here is like enough to, say, buy a QUARTER TON of pork per month!

Deshion Leader: !!! But we are happy...

MiRAi: Ok, another song, please?

Future Band Member: Gladly, my diva!

MiRAi: ♪''So uh... let me explain everything...''



''So you see... Always being happy, It's your duty! Always being happy, it's your duty! If you aren't happy, then... Burning, dismemberment, electric chair, firing squads, hanging,... pick whichever you want! [...] Is everyone really so happy? The outside of this world, you want to go to it? You want to run to it? You've become frightened, right? ♫''

Deshion Leader: ...!

MiRAi: That's what's really happening, right?

Deshion Leader: Sh... SHUT UP!

MiRAi: Why don't you just rebel against them? With our help, you'll be able to take Decker and his party down!

Deshion Leader: Oh yeah? And then another dictator will replace him anyway! What gives?!

MiRAi: No, I said take down his party. You'll become something else completely! The ruler can be anyone you want! (Though we are all hoping Myriad-san will be the president...)

Deshion Leader: ... Oh yeah? With your help?! Who can believe you? You're just trying to invade us once again, right?

MiRAi: First, contact Myriad-san here, we've never actually invaded you before. Secondly, if we invade you now, Appire and Europa will fight us. We're part of an united monkey nation!

Deshion Leader: ... Still not convinced enough. EVERYONE, BEAT THEIR GENERAL UP ALL AT ONCE!

The Deshians then all charge to Aturya all at once.

Aturya: What the...?! I just can't kill them, they're just innocent civilians! Kenshi, what to do now?!

Japanese Soldiers: *blurp* Uh...urhh... is it our turn yet? Oh, right, I can see a vision, uhrr... *blurp*

Kenshi: Don't worry, Tennou-sama! I've got it all in control!

And just as Aturya's armor takes it first slash, Kenshi suddenly takes away Aturya's crown from her head.

Aturya: NYAAAAAAAA~!!! *tries to cover her body with a face more moé than Miyu's*

Deshion Leader: *nosebleed*

Aturya: *blush* Y...you guys are all so naughty! W...what are you doing, s...slashing a girl's clothes like that?! I...it's so very embarrassing, nya!

Kenshi: Yes, just as planned!

Pretty much everyone: O_O

Deshion Leader: Ehhr...

Aturya: A...Ah! I...i'm sorry f...for... scolding you... *blush* I... I mean... I shouldn't have done that I... ah... I'm o...out of words... *blush* *steps away*

Deshion Leader: *nosebleed* O...ok, I believe all what your singer said now. A ruler this soft and cute can't mean an evil nation! O_O Ok then... BACK TO THE CAPITAL!

The Deshion army then goes back to try to bring Deshion down. Afterwards, Kenshi puts the crown back on Aturya's head.

Aturya: ...You know I hate times like that, right?

Kenshi: Aha... moushiwake gozaimasen deshita, Tennou-sama. But, that was necessarily, no?

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