B.I.L.L.Y.M.A.Y.S.

Hi, B.I.L.L.Y.M.A.Y.S. (Brutal Incredible Loveable Lordy Yuletide Master of All Your Systems) here with an amazing offer! For just the low low health of 200 layers, we'll send you a bloon with the capability of doing anything! It slices! It dices! It makes tasty curry! It even gives you money while taking it away from you! It does all this and more at the speed of a Blue Bloon! And if you manage to find a thing it can't do or you manage to pop it, you'll recieve 4 Ceramic Bloons for free! But that's not all! Call within the next 10 rounds and you'll recieve a second one free! And if you call from a number in Texas, Austria, Germany, Indiana, Alberta, or Oceania, you'll recieve an extra set of bloon layers if it ever begins to run down! Call now!