User:LoverofAllThingsCute

Hello. I am a lover of cute things.

On the Wiki
-"R.Y.N.O. Missiles? Well, they're deadly as everyone says... I'm with you!" ItsBloonTasty, on one of my Tier 5 upgrades.

Off the Wiki
-"Sounds like someone just ordered a STUPID-LOOKING BOSS!! *MLEMNLLing (malevolently laughing extremely maniacally nanotechnologically ludicrously loud)* *zap* Ow..." Shadow Yosuke, saying the funniest line from the Hiimdaisy Persona 4 comic.

-"Too bad! The dog's name is actually Gonzalez!" Haruhi Suzumiya (Well, a chibi of her. :P), as part of a rather funny dialogue from the third episode of Haruhi-chan no Yuutsu.

-"*shocked by the doorknob* SSSSSSTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Konata's dad, during a funny scene from Lucky Star that has since become a meme.

-"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" Yukari Tanizaki, immediately after she found out that the chain came off of her bike, in the first episode of Azumanga Daioh (This is the first anime in which I have ever heard someone say that word!).

-"-Sensei, why did you become a teacher?

-BECAUSE I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND STUFF!!" A rather funny dialogue from Azumanga Daioh.

-"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!" Cookie Monster. Nuff said.

-"If you excuse me, I'm in the middle of fifteen things, all of them annoying." Lieutenant Commander Susan Ivanova, when she really was in the middle of fifteen annoying things (fourteen of them being Talia Winters) in the first episode of Babylon 5.

-"No, no! Miyuki would be a cow! Especially, ya know, up there." Konata making a boob joke about Miyuki, from Lucky Star.

-"I'd like to take a moment to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb." Colonel Jack O'Neill, dealing with a very poorly designed bomb, from an episode of Stargate SG-1.

-"*eyes welling up* PIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" (Chibi) Mikuru Asahina, crying because of Kyon and Koizumi's silly outfits, in an episode of Haruhi-chan no Yuutsu. (This has become a meme. :P)

Rating Scheme
Originality: How many conceptions I've seen that are similar to the one being rated. Z.O.M.G. Carriers get no points.

Balance: How overpowered or underpowered a conception is. Very underpriced towers or OP blimps appearing early on in the game get low scores.

Details: How detailed the article is. Any conception like K.O.A.K gets low scores. The only exception is joke conceptions. They will not be rated AT ALL.

Graphics: How good the graphics look. If a blimp is a poor edit of an already existing one, it gets a low score. Same with towers. HOWEVER, if someone does a good job at editing graphics (or doing them themselves), they will get a good score. (UPDATE! This is now a bonus criterion. Any old rating is now obsolete, and has to be redone!)

Epickness: Overall awesomeness of a conception.

'''Overall Score: It is possible to score a maximum of 10 points per category. (Okay, the V.A.M.P.I.R.E.  got 11 for one criterion, but still.) Each criterion would be added on to create the total score. It is possible to get 40 points per conception, IF I don't rate it for Graphics.'''

How Conceptions are Categorized

 * 35-40 = WACKY APPROVES! (Bonus: My (un)official seal of approval (A seal drawn in MSPaint).)
 * 30-34 = Very good conception! Make it a little better and you will get an approval!
 * 25-29 = You did a good job. However, it's not the best. Keep at it, though!
 * 20-24 = It's okay. Enough said.
 * 15-19 = Keep trying. A winner will never quit!
 * 10-14 = Fail. This conception is miserable!
 * 5-9 = Epic fail. (Bonus: Level 5+ Facepalm)
 * 1-4 = The ULTIMATE fail! (Bonus: Level 7+ Facepalm)
 * 0 = DELETE REQUEST!!!

Likes

 * Good Graphics (Like Hungry Croc, V.A.M.P.I.R.E., any one of Meta-sama's Bloons III Bosses, E.N.T.I.T.Y., and L.E.G.A.L.)
 * Well-balanced Conceptions (Like Monkey Tank, M.O.O.N., and Stealth Monkey)
 * Fountains of Expies(Like the aforementioned Monkey Tank)
 * Funny Jokes (Like H.A.H.A., Omnivus Primidux, and Half a B.F.B.)

Dislikes

 * Unoriginal Conceptions (Like Z.O.M.G. Carriers)
 * Poorly balanced Conceptions (Like Monkey Builider)
 * Fourth-wall Breaking Jokes (Like I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y.)
 * Spam. ESPECIALLY spam of Minecraft, Clup Benguin (Or whatever the heck it was called), or YouTubePoop references.

Tracks

 * Pointy Point
 * Lost City
 * The Locker
 * Beachhead
 * Test Site
 * Bookcase
 * Cauldron
 * Trapped Bird
 * DIAMONDS!
 * Warehouse
 * The Heist
 * Comet Bloonatuke
 * Mt. Mounty (needs pic)
 * Walking on Eggshells