Anti Windows Bloon

The Anti-Windows Bloon is exactly what it says on the tin.

- If you are running on Windows 10, the attacks are x10 power.

- If you are running on Windows non-10, the attacks have a 100% chance of happening

- If you are running on non-Mac Apple Products (even though they run the same as OS10, kernel-wise), the attacks have a 45% chance of happening (I hate apple)

- if you are running on Macs, the attacks have a 20% chance of happening.

- If you are running on closed-source Linux, the attacks have a 5% chance of happening.

- If you are running on open-source Linux, the attacks have a 0% chance of happening.

(Also, there are some modifiers for the second one: W7 x0.75, WinXP x0.85, Win2K or Win8.1 x0.95, Win8 x1, Win1-3 x1.2, WinNT4 x1.3, WinVista x1.5, WinME x2) - above x1 is power, below is chance-of-happening at 1x power.

Attacks: 

Windows Shutdown (33% chance/8 seconds)

It will turn your screen off.

Windows Sleep Mode (25% chance/8 seconds)

It will put your computer in sleep.

Windows Hibernate (17% chance/8 seconds)

It will put your computer in Hibernate mode.

All Program Shutdown or Windows Shutdown 4realz (9%/7.5 seconds each)

It will either shutdown all programs or shutdown Windows

Windows Fonts Delete (4%/7 seconds each)

Deletes Windows Fonts

System32 Delete (2%/7 seconds each)

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Computer Destruction (0.33%/7 seconds each)

It will find everything on the computer on any drive, overwrite it, delete it, delete the bootloader, delete the master boot record, delete the CMOS and delete the BIOS (or EFI/UEFI if present). It will also corrupt your drives, for good measure.

WINDOWS 10 ONLY - Computer Explosion (1%/1 second with Windows 10, 0.0000001% with others)

Does the same thing as Computer Destruction, expect plus applying a massive voltage spike (100000000V idunno) making your computer explode with the force of 20kg of TNT. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnKDVDycHjs. That's just 15 kg.)

WINDOWS 10 ONLY - Computer Nuking (1.3%/1 second with Windows 10, 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001% with others)

Does the same thing as Computer Explosion, except it uses a tsmall nuclear bomb - 1 kiloton. Still pretty massive. Go to NukeMap or NM3D.