Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36346010-20181202204631/@comment-35867228-20190621113438

I begin shooting you with paintballs, cuz that's all I got -

Wait no apparently my pet Summoner vomited anthrax on the paintballs. Yay.

If you aren't dead yet I cut a reverse card blood tattoo on your butt cheeks and eyes, deep enough that you'd bleed to death from the wounds.

If by some miracle you haven't died in 24 hours I fry your insides using a constant DC current of 50mA.

If you have no insides I stick a scissor blade (which was dipped into ionised plasma just seconds before its insertion) into your brain or CPU and wave it around like I'm trying to partially juice a watermelon from the insides.

If you still haven't died I hook you onto the 50mA machine, restricting you with diamond chains with barbs so sharp they could split the graphite of a mechanical pencil longitudinally, so that any struggle, attempts to escape, or incompliance would result in the juicing of your wrists, arms, chest, stomach, neck, head, legs, and feet.

How foolish of you to acknowledge my profile picture.