Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-28241556-20140326143419/@comment-5294711-20140509151938

You get nothing because:

The Vending Machine only gives something once you insert something into it. Nothing is not something, so when you "insert nothing", it meant you "didn't insert", so the act of inserting never happened and say, you may've just passed by the machine or stand there and stare at it or something, so your post never counted.

I insert nothing, I'm just here to sound smart. :P