User blog:Meta07/Fanfic: Eternal Wars - Chapter 14

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Ledyanomgorode Central Park, 2:00 PM
Douglas: We've been here for quite some time...

Sean: A way out still hasn't been found yet?!

Kohaku: Well, no! And STOP ORDERING US TO DO STUFF WHILE YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE SMOKING AND GIVING US LUNG CANCER!

Sean: Huh? YOU DARE...

Bill: SEAN!!!

Douglas: *sigh* ...I just wish we can just fly out of here like how we fell in...

Byzantine: Wait, fly out of here?

Douglas: Huh? Oh, yeah. No, forget it, that's impossi.. (Note: From now one, 2 dots will signify that the character is interrupted mid-sentence)

Byzantine: Why, that's a brilliant idea!

Douglas: Huh? But I thought no one of us can fly...

Byzantine: Yes, it's very true. However, someone other than us can!

Douglas: Huh? What do you... AH! That's right! You're a Channeler, right?

Byzantine: Yep, finally I can be useful at last! Teehee!

Douglas: So,... who are you going to channel?

Byzantine: Uhm... someone who can fly... well, my sister!

Douglas: Huh? But I thought your sister is well and alive...? :S

Byzantine: Well, yes, but I can use telepathy and ask her if she permits me to switch bodies with her...

Douglas: That stuff is possible too?! :S

Byzantine: Of course! After all, I'm the little sister of the greatest magician around! Don't mistake me for some cheap channelers who mask themselves and blabber in order to earn some living!

Douglas: Ok then, please do...

Byzantine: *uses telepathy* Sis... sis... uhm...

Roma: Yes?

Byzantine: Can you please switch bodies with me? We're in an emergency and need your flying spells.

Roma: Well, fine then. I've never experienced switching bodies, it might be fun... I'm currently free anyway...

Byzantine: Ok, arigatou then. Here goes...

Byzantine and Roma then switch places. Byzantine's body slowly transforms to Roma's and vice versa.

Sean: Hey! It's Ms. Hideous Witch!

Roma: Wow geez, thanks. So... what do you need help here, in this little basement? And is this smell... TOBACCO?!

Sean: *blows smoke* So uh... Your little sister said that you can help us go out of this place by giving us the abilities to fly...

Roma: *cough* *cough* I really...hate... smokers... *cough* anyway, *cough* yes, that's true, but *cough* stop smoking or it's gonna deplete my mana! *cough*

Bill: *takes Sean's cigar* Stop already! This is not a smoking room!

Azura: Hey, there's a sign here! "This is a no-smoking area. If you're found out to be smoking, you'll be fined based on the current regulations."

Kohaku: How come we didn't see that earlier...

Roma: Ok then, if you really want to fly, then be ready. I only have enough mana left to do this once, thanks to your cigars, Mr. Sniper!

Sean: *gulp*

Roma: Heavenly Wings of... eh... Angels!

Douglas: Ok, admit it, those so-called "spell names" are just for show, aren't they? OH WOAH!

Suddenly, Everyone grows wings.

Roma: You can fly out yourself now.

Douglas: Huh? I suddenly feel like I can fly naturally even though I've never flown before!

Azura: Well I'm a goddess so it's only natural!

Myriad: By the looks of it and by a goddess' definition, you're most certainly not a goddess.

Anyway, the group then manages to fly out of the basement, to find them inside the great park again.

Roma: Well, I guess that's it. See you later! Ehehe...

Roma's body then changes back to Byzantine.

Miyu: Ah, welcome back!

Byzantine: Gnnn....gnnnnnhhh...

Kohaku: Anou... Byzantine-san...? :S

Byzantine: Chotto matte... *uses telepathy* SIS!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM WITH KENSHI-SAMA AND ATURYA-TENNOU-SAMA?! >:(

Sean: O_O Damn! I sure wish I had those Channeling and Body-Switching abilities! O_O

Roma: Huh? You didn't ask! And I thought it was irrelevant...

Aturya: (Yes, yes it was relevant, Roma...)

Bill: Well anyway, what do we do now?

Myriad: Well, now we go out of this park and continue our mission. There're some guards right there so we should watch our mo..

Daryan C.: *emerges from a bunch of leaves* Phew! Finally able to breath some air at last! You Japaneses have all sorts of awesome abilities, huh? That's so great!

Myriad: ...

Kohaku: ...

Byzantine: ...

Miyu: *sigh*...

Daryan C.: Uhm... what's with the heavy atmosphere? :3

Myriad: *grabs Daryan* RUN! YOU IDIOT!!!

The group starts running like wild beasts

Daryan C.: A...ACK! WHAT IS THIS FOR?!

Myriad: Don't you realize what you had just done?! We're supposed to be spies here!

Daryan C.: Huh? But...

Kohaku: Even though I've tutored you so much, you just can't become smarter, huh?

Daryan C.: *gulp*

Guards: THEY'RE JAPANESE INTRUDERS! GET THEM!!!

Myriad: Gnnnnh... what to do now...

Byzantine: I've got an idea... *uses telepathy* Sis!

Roma: Yes?

Byzantine: You are with tennou-sama, right? Can you please ask her to send Haruka-sama here right now?! We've been found out! We need an escape plane fast! Somewhere around where she landed would be fine!

Roma: Ok, got it! Tennou-sama, anou... may I have a request?

Aturya: Of course, do speak.

Roma: Byzantine's group is in danger. They need an escape plane to return here right away. Can you please send Haruka to assist them? Byzantine said she could land somewhere near the place where she dropped them.

Aturya: Yes, I'd be glad to. *calls Haruka* Haruka?

Haruka: Yes, tennou-sama?

Aturya: Byzantine's group at Deshion is in danger! Can you go there and escort them back? Somewhere near where you first landed should be fine.

Haruka: Yes, I'll do it. B...but... I doubt if I can make it in time...

Aturya: Well, I know you're working on an important project, but use that hypersonic Concorde plane you've just built!

Haruka: B...BUT... That plane is...

Aturya: DO IT!

Haruka: Y...yes, tennou-sama... *trembles*

Back at the main group at Deshion...

Guards: GET THEM! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!

Myriad: Ugh... this is bad... we can't keep running forever like this! I'm already feeling tired, and they're actually faster than us!

Kohaku: Maybe there is something I can do... *creates black hole* ENTER THIS BLACK HOLE, MINNA (everyone)!

Sean: Well it's not going to shred us to pieces, right?

Kohaku: Just... DO IT!

The whole group enters the black hole, just to find themselves exiting from another black hole.

Sean: Where... is this place?

Myriad: We're on the right track! Just some more and we will get there!

Sean: Huh?

Kohaku: Warp jumps! We teleported a short distance using my black hole!

Sean: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT TO SEND US OUT OF THE BASEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! >:(

Kohaku: It's very mana-consuming, you know! I only use it in seriously emergency situations!

Myriad: Anyway, we have to be always on the run! The park guards have already informed the police! Now they'll chase us everywhere! In fact, some of them are already behind us now!

Kohaku: Roger! *creates another black hole*

And so the group keep using warp jumps to escape from the police and go to the rendezvous point. After a while, they finally get there. But Haruka is still not there yet.

Kohaku: No... what now?

Byzantine: I guess we don't have any choice but wait... *sigh* I doubt if calling Haruka was the best idea... the way from Japana to here is not short...

Kohaku: No, Byzantine-san, you did the best you can.

Myriad: The police is already behind us!

Police: THEY'RE THE INTRUDERS! GET THEM!

Byzantine: Please... Haruka-sama...

Suddenly, a black hypersonic plane approaches.

Haruka: HURRY! MINNA-SAN!

Haruka then lands her plane, and the group enters the plane. Then, Haruka takes off right away while the police can't do anything about it. They've completed their getaway successfully!

Byzantine: Doumo arigatou gozaimashita (thank you very very very much), Haruka-sama! Anou... Haruka-sama?

Haruka: *huff puff* Th...this plane is... unfinished...

Sean: WHAT?! Are you trying to kill us with this or..

Bill: SEAN! Don't be rude! This is an emergency escape plane! We may have been sent to custody and executed by the police if it wasn't for this!

Byzantine: Haruka-sama, you look so tired!

Haruka: This plane is... huff... unfinished... puff... especially... huff... the cockpit's ventilation system... puff...

Byzantine: No... no way...

Kohaku: The cockpit doesn't have enough air! That... that means... Haruka-san must have been suffocated over time!

Byzantine: NO! HARUKA-SAMA!

Haruka: huff... If I used a slower plane... puff... I wouldn't have gotten there in time... huff... so... puff... just come to the passenger's room... huff...

Byzantine: *sobs* Haruka-sama...

Sean: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go!

Kohaku: Right... Arigatou- Haruka-san,... for resucing... us... *collapses*

Miyu: KOHAKU-CHAN!

Myriad: It must have been those warp jumps! She said it was very mana-consuming, so using many of them continuously must have completely depleted her energy!

Sean: Well then, I guess you should carry her to your seat, Miyu.

Miyu: U...uhn...

Bill: No, Sean, YOU carry her!

Sean: Huh? Why me?!

Bill: Well, you've always been disrespectful towards her, and you always argue with her! Do you think she's fine with that? This is the time to atone for that!

Sean: Ugh... fine...

Meanwhile, at Deshion's government...

Police Chief: Premier Damon, there were some Japanese intruders at Ledyanomgorode, and now they've escaped!

Decker: ... is that so? Well then... *red glaring eyes* DESTROY LEDYANOMGORODE!!!

Police Chief: WHAT?! But...

Decker: *slams* DESTROY IT! THE WHOLE CITY! USE ALL OF OUR BOMBERS!

Daryan B.: Hehe... gladly, sir!

Police Chief: B...but...

Decker: I HAVE TO DESTROY THAT CITY SO THAT THE JAPANESES CAN'T ESCAPE! AND EVEN IF THEY HAVE ALREADY ESCAPED, THAT CITY WOULD STILL HAVE TO BE PUNISHED BECAUSE SOMEONE THERE HAS PROTECTED THEM AND LET THEM ESCAPE! *slams*

Police Chief: *gulp* O...ok, sir... but, I still think... *gulp* destroying a whole city is too much...

Decker: Oh,... you're against me now? *glares*

Police Chief: *gulp* N...no, sir!

Decker: EXECUTE HIM!

Police Chief: WHAT?! B...but... AAAAAAHHH!!!

The Police Chief then gets executed.

Decker: Also, declares an official war with Japana, stating that they've invaded us! Then, we'll start using all of our weapons! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

==TO BE CONTINUED==