User blog:DougieBomber12/Here are some puns

Where do trees go every sunday?

At the BIRCH!

What did the bad guy say when he cut off the kings legs?

"I guess you could not STAND my attack!"

What did the bad guy say when he cut off the kings hands?

"I guess your GRIP of life is going away!!"

What do flowers do with their hair?

They BLOOM it!!

What do you call it when a bird breaks the rules?

A FOWL!

What did the battery say to his crush?

It's SHOCKING how much I love you!

What did the snow man say when the bully pushed him?

Not COOL dude!

What did the snow man say to the bully after that?

Thats COLD man!