Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-4790250-20131010224408/@comment-5076341-20131212164557

There was once a monkey named Joe who loved to pop Bloons. One day he found a yellow bloon and he sucsessfully popped it. Impressed with his success, he set out to find more Bloons to pop. He goes to Workidwok Town to fight more bloons, but most bloons are totally nonsense, such as the Fart Bloon, which only attacks people with farts. He pops 3 Green Bloons with Seeking Darts. A Pink Bloon tries to ninja him from behind, but his seeking darts home in on it and pop it. Then, more of them come and hurt Joe but he popped them. In order to celebrate, he went to In-up-out Burger and had an eat-all-you-can buffet. When he ate his banana burger, he felt something... something really annoying. Oh no! He has the effect of bloating! Joe begins to fill up with helium! It turned out to be the Bloons' plan after all. As Joe floats to the ceiling, Bloons start rushing in and manage to kill everyone in the diner! Dun Dun Dun...

Chapter 2

Why would they such do that? "Let me deflate!" He said. But he was continuing inflating and he crashed the roof of the diner! But there was a side effect, too, and it was causing him to break out in purple spots! "I'm too young to die!", yelled Joe as he floated higher and higher. Then, suddenly, he bumped into a M.O.A.B. that was flying across the sky, and managed to grab on to it. Then, 3 Ceramic Bloons started floating towards him, but sunrays flew through the window and got multiplied by 7. The window ended up being a Window Bloons that attacked the Sun Gods which were firing sunrays. The sunrays healed Joe's effects and revived everyone in the diner. However, the return of gravity made him lose his grip on the M.O.A.B., and he began to fall from the sky but he landed in a lake and swam to a nearby black bloon, which was friendly to him for some odd reason, and pushed him to the edge of the lake. They decided to work together. Suddenly, there was a rustling in the trees. A Commando Bloon came out and shot at both Joe and the black bloon. They dodged the bullets but 4 more Commando Bloons came. Meanwhile, an injured monkey appeared. It asked for help. The Sun Gods from before popped the Commando Bloons and healed the injured monkey. It tried to attack the Black Bloon, but Joe blocked it, healing him more. Joe explained that the Black Bloon was an ally. However, Joe felt a sudden pain. He looked back and his back is bleeding. The black bloon is actually a assassin! Joe took out the dagger and popped the assassin. But, it's undeflatable! He was knocked unconsious when he was running and accidentally knocked his head on a tree, like a tree hugger. The tree fell over and crushed the Black Bloon. A Monkey Head  appeared.

Chapter 3:

Joe picked himself up and stared at the scene. He stood in what looked like a desert, near a lake that floated several monkey buccaneers. Two sun gods stood to his left, and a pineapple express soared overhead. But where where the bloons? Suddenly, as Joe turned around, he was knocked out cold. He later awoke, finding himself in the control room of a ZOMG, he looked around and suddenly the Z.O.M.G. got hit by a Sun God flying at it, followed by a giant sunray. Cupa then comes and throws a flying ninja star as if it were a Warp Star from Kirby. Joe gets on it, escaping death and coming down towards Cupa. The Monkey Head from earlier was back, and it was now 4/4. The Wizard Lord came and sacrificed it, but failed because they were both 4/4. Thus the two battled. In the meantime, Apopalypse Bloon was watching the whole story..

Chapet 4:

Ha Ha! My bloon retreat order worked - cameos, leads - get out there and kill those monkeys! The MOABS WILL FOLLOW - THEY WON'T SEE OUR INVISIBLE WAVE! WE WILL WIN!