Text Jammer Bloon

The text jammer bloon make your text go all weird. It's not a virus, just in game text.

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It makes your text G̈́̿̈̔̐̈̋̋̅͋̍̊͌̊́҉̦͔̜̝̞͎̮̗͙̩̭͇͕͎͕͇̯ͅo̩͈̭͙̱͉͕͇̺̺͈̮̘̤̤̪ͣ͑͒̑̄͗ͥ̅̀̚ ̴̧̡͚͙͚̗̹̟͚̥̝̝ͩͯ͋ͫ̒̇ͬ͆͒̍̌͘͡ͅͅa̵̶͇̙̥̩̩̯̥͓̮̠̜̭͔̠̜͈͈͈͚ͮͭ̂͋̑̈̓̉̀ͫ͌ͩ̕͘ḻ̴̟̗̬̩̞͉̱̯͉͚̥̥͙̦̣ͤ̓̍́̿̂ͣͬͮ͟͜l̢̋ͫ̾̈ͫ̍̅ͥ͆͊͆ͤ͑̚͝͏̲̤͍͓ ̴ͣͯ̉ͦ͛̊́̎͛̓̀̽͝͏͇̬̫̙̼̜̗̠̼̹̠̺͈͉͍̝͇̝l̗̪̬̮̬̠̲̤̖̼̱̟̬͈̠̱͖̉ͩ͛̓ͮ͘̕ͅi̸̸̛̱̗͉̩̳̭̗͓̟̲ͤ̄̍͂̈̋́ͣ̀ͭͥ͂͜͜k̵̷͌̎ͭ͂̚҉̨͇͍͇̮̱̰̠̠͓̬̼̫͍͚͙̪̬̟̙e̴̛͚͚̘̦͇̹͖̼̩̱̫̼̜͓͍̗͔ͩ̄̋̃͑ͮͪ͊̓̈̒ͥ̀ͯ̾́͜ ̴̡̜̹͇̗̮̙ͮͧ̐ͮ͒̑ͤ̃ͮ̎ͣ͌̈́̉ͯ̐͘ţ̧̛̹̼̻̙̯͖̮̰̠͌ͦ̑́ͭ̔ͯ̅͒̀͛̾͑̔́h̸̳̗̰͚̫̣̺͍̰̫͍̪̣͇͍ͯ̀̓̈ͬ̅ͣ̿ͬ̊̂̆ͭ̂ͮ͜i̺̫͉͍̬̙̬͎̮̫̼̤̫̦͛̅̓̓̀͗͟͝s̔̏̿̔ͣͩͤͦ͌ͩ̓͋ͬ͂̄͋ͬͨ̿͏̛̞͍̘̬̳͈̼̲̯͎̞ ̵̵̡̛͖͉͕̖̤͕͇̜͕͋ͨ͑͂ͦ̋a̵̔ͮ̆̔́̉ͫ͐͗ͦ͋̓̉̿͒ͦ̊҉̢̢̜̠̫̖̯̗̳̝͕͓͇̪̼͇̯͢ͅn̴͈̣͕̬̙̲̝̼͙̺̩ͨͪͦ͋̓̚ͅd̴̨̧̮̯̙͇̯͎̭͈̝̯͚͍̫̮̪̲͛̊ͪ̎̏ͥ̓͐ͣ̅̃̄ͨͧ̀͡ͅ ̸̡ͥ̈́͐̓̀͝҉͎͚͇͈͚̙̞̲y̴̢̡̢͎̟̣̭͋̾̔ͩ̊ͬ̃ͪͨ͆̍͂o̷̴̟̟͖̙̰̳̙͓̻̥̼̱̦̗̭̬ͤͧͭ͆ͧ̔̊̓́͐̉ͤͤ̌̀́̀̚͜ų̴̳͕̯̦͇̯̗͍̦̥̩ͪ͌̅͂ͬͧ͛̈ͩ́́ͭ̄͐͗ͤ̈̚ ͈͔̩̍̌͗͐ͫͬ͋͊̍̓̄͋́̚͜͟͞cͥͣ̂̽̽̑ͭ̾̉ͤ̏̍ͤ̐̀ͭ̈̍́͞͏̛̪̪̥͙̝̬̪͚̬̺͔̀a̷̷̬͔̰̖͈̺̭̩̞̬̩̺̻̫̣̰͛͗̋̈ͬ̇̌̿͘ṇ̦̤̰̲̦̪̥̖͖̗̺͖̪̠͂̒̄̓͑̔̌ͦͬ͘͢'̴̶̗͍͓͔͎͇̭͖̭͕͖̹̟̙̾͊̓ͣ͆ͦͭ̎̑͡ͅt̵̏ͩ̿̐̿ͭͦ̅͢͠͏̳͙͍̥͕̻̫ ̳̣͚̱̗̳̲̩̳̰̯̦̱͈͎̄ͫ̇̇ͦ̏̂̀̊̓̅̉̊̋̎͑͆ͩ́̕͠s̵̢̢̧̛̳̳̖͇̻̖̱͉̣̪̼̲͕̞͖̗̼͈ͦͤ͂ͩ̓͑͆̌̊̃̓̏̊ͬe̛̤͉̣͈͍͙̮̼̱̝̮͔͓̬ͭ̇́̿͢͟ē̵̛̛͓̞̝͕͙̞̣͙̻̺̹̜͖̞̻̣͖͌ͥ̋͒ͭ̀ ̷̨͖͎̼͔̭̪̺̮̥͙̩̝̜͓̥̐͒ͪ͗͋̓̎̾͒͒̿̈́̎ͨ̏̚͟͝ͅà̴̧͚͚͈̦̼͚͚̹̪͔̟̜̝̺̘̋̿̌͛́̐̌͆̿͆ͤ̀ ́͛ͫ̔̏̃͏̢̭̺͓̩̻͉̣͇̬̘̟̲͘t̵̜͉͖͚̱̥̦̻̭̠ͩ͆ͭ̈́ͧ̈́͠͠h͎̭̼̭̩͉͇̳̝͇̹͓̬̻̺̙ͪ̀͐́͛̎̇̅ͥ́͘͠i̸̵̝̤̘̗̙͇̱͙̹̩͓ͨͬ̊ͪͤ͋̂͢nͥ̒͒̎͐̽ͬ̿̈́͑̑ͦͣ̓͑ͥ̎͊ͩ͜͏̙̤̙͎͈̯̳̯̮͢g̢̱͖̱͕̟̮̤̪ͧ̍ͥͨͧ̀́͟͢.̢̲͚̝͖̼ͭͣ͋́͠

It can do different Text jams though.


 * Mini Jam: Doesn't jam text alot, just a mini jam L̡͍̫ͬ̃́̋̒̂̑i̤̗ͣ̌k̭ͅé͇ͫ͑͗̚ ͙̻̣̎t̡̍̓hi̠̩͖̙͍͔̓͗͆ͯs͕̠͇̩̼͔͖ͭ̍̒ͯ.̔͛ͧ͝ 30% chance of this.
 * Medium Jam: Like mini jam, except that Ị̰̩͈͖͛ͥͭ́t̶̶̩̦͖̤̂ͨ ̫̹̼̝̩̀̊j̰̗̩͈͉͙ͪ̎ă͈̰̎̀̽̆̈́ͣͯͩm̨̠̜̬̳̦͎͖͌̐s̵̼̤̺̹͚ͭͪ͝ ̵̨̱̺͒̅͛ͭ̊͠mͤͪ̾̍͊ͫ͊ͩ͝͏͓̮̠̤̟̠͈̪̭ŏ̜̬͍̯͈̳ͥr̴͋ͫ͑͏̵͓͚̦͓͚̳̯e̜̬̗̪̙͉͕̾̚ͅ.̸̶̥̩̳̊̌̽͞ 60% chance.
 * Max Jam: M̷͚̘͔̺̲̘̱͓̺͉̯̥͓̠̰̯̓̃̆̀ͫͯ͐͌͂̔̚͘͡͝o̴͎̗̲̺̼̳̙̞̞̦͎̗̦̺̰͑̏͑̿̈̏͐ͩ͐̀̄s̵̳̟̙̼̲̰̓ͫ͂̅́͡t̨̛̗̬͍̦̩̥̓̂̓ͭ̋͑̉ͦ̑͆͆ͤͭ̄͋̂̔ͮͧ ̸̨̛̲̳̜̩̜̔̿̒ͬ̂͌̚͜ͅĵͩ̄͋͏̶̢̞̜͙͔̞͔͇͉͇͎̣̱ḁ̴̧̠̙̰̮̮͔̤̻͈̫͙̙̓̐ͮ̐̔̅͋̈ͨ̎ͥͯͫ̍̽͑̒̕͡m̵̹̯̟͙̦̟̻̼̼̘̗̘͓̝͈ͦ͆̒̇͛͌͋̂̓͗̅̍̑͜ ͨͤ͌͘͡҉̴̨̼̣̲̩̠̩e̸̡̘͇̯̪̗̜̟̺͖̮̿̎̔ͯ̔ͯ͗̓ͣ̔̾̄̊̄̓̈̀͑̀͝v̧̞͎͍͓̟̦̾ͦ̒̐̃ͩ̊̽̊̆͒ͯ̈́ͬ̓̒͋͜͠ͅę̸͛̽͗ͨ̽̋̏ͩ̆̑̈҉̵̳̲̝͉̝r̛̭̻̳̼̳̻͔͓̘̖͎̮̦̻͖͙̀͋̔̂̄̆̾̏ͣ̍̏̓̚̕͡͝.͉͓̗͈̪͚̭̪̹̟̬̩̽ͫ͗̀͘͡ ̨͖̭͉̦̞̭̦̥̮͉͉̜̲͍̜̗̩ͧ̀̉̒̾̍ͦ̀̉̓̾̌̊̆̒̀3̴̨̜̘̩̬̖̣̜͓̑̿͑̄̀́ͮ̇̋ͤ̂͗̿ͫͣͦ̎ͨ͜͜0̴̶̛̯̳̣͎̜̳̫̮͈̘̪ͣͫͤ͑̍́ͫ̊̏̏̿͋̍̍͗ͭ̽͌̕͜%͍̦͈̙͕͎͔̓ͪ̽͌̈́̅ͯͣ̋͛ͬ̎̾̎͘͢͟͢ ̨̛͕̖̙͚̳̖̙̯͓͉̟̥̹̣̤̖͚̽̅ͫ̌͊͌̈́̏ͫ͗ͬͥ̉̑ͣ̈̆̚ͅc̨̱̟̞ͤ̌̈ͮͧ̀͠h̢̏ͤ̒̓ͩ̔̃́͏̻͖̗̱̱̪̖ͅȃ̇ͬ̀ͤ̉͗͟͞͏҉̮̹͙̳̤̤̲͍̦̰̞͙ͅn̸̢̜̺̻̪̦̪̟͍̬̖̞͚ͮ͌͐ͥͨͯ̿̀́͂͗̾ͧͦ̀c̓͑̿̃̈́̈́͌̀̃͢͏͏̠̥̟̘̠̰̯̖͚̻̰͈̦̭e̶̷͔̝͈̾̅̒̊̿ͯ̃͒ͮ͋̑ͤ͂̎ͧ͜͞.̩̭̪̹̻̩̞̪̰̪͓̰͇̘̤ͫ̈̏̌̇̈́͂̈́̈ͮ̏̀͢͜͝

Tͥ́̿ͭ̽̒̓͗̏̿̊̏̀ͮ͗̃͗҉̥̱̺̬̮̝̝̪̥͈̜̲̳́͘r̨̟̙̬̰̠͎̙̟̟̖̣̮̝͙͎̎ͧ͒̐̃ͦ̐͛̉̾ͭͤ̋̌̇̈̓͘i̝͕̰̙̪̟̹͓̱̪̝̠̩ͧ͊ͪ̈́̿͒ͪ̒̀͘͞v̷ͣ͋́̄͐ͮ͋̌̽͏̲̯̩̞̠͚̞̰͈̮̝͇̪͙̭̼̩͓̳͞i͉͔͙̯ͧͫ̃ͪ̇̒͂ͫ̌̉ͥ̋̅̎́́͞͠a̼̙͇̭̭̯͔̜̦̘̲̫͙̻̥̮ͥ͐ͭ͛̕̕͢͢͝
Ṫ͓͇̦̞̼͐̚͢ͅe̙̬̖̲͖̖͉ͭ̊̓̑̑̃x҉͔̮t̞̄̓̌̈͟ ̞͘j̱̟̙̺ͯ̉ͪ͊a̤̰̺̦͔̅̓̃̎͡m̬͒͟m̫͚͈̙̝̃͊̉e͔̟͓͖͍͊ͧr͖̦͖̖̃͆̀̾ͣͭ̓ ̢̭͒ͨ͑̆̆̂ṃ̝̣͇̦͍ò̜͈͈̹v̭̲̮̠͎̝̽͊͛̑͒͂̔ë́ͮ̐҉̼͙̰̹͓s̀ͫ ̨̣͙͖̪̹̭͔͌̾͛a̦̥s̖̭̥̦̫̜͘ ̛̖̼͙̰̾ͬf̨͙̣̣͍͚̲̏ͮ̅͑̄̔͋ä̴̖́̒̓̇s̷̲̳̱̞͂́͑ͬ͛́t̾̏͒̓̀ͥ͘ ̰̅̄͝a̽̕s̸͙̦̹̹̦͍̾͗̽͐ ̺̟͈̝̯̲͊ͨ͌̈̎͢ͅâ ̳̯͉͈͎̙͉ͮ͆̓̒ͨͥͮp̩̼̪̮ͮ̎̅̓ͤ̈i̶͉̜̫̯͂̑n̴̘͈͈̼̘͚̺̿̑̀̂ͬ͊ͬk̖̳̫̈́̀ ̸̞̳̳̑̿̂̂͒ͫb̛̮̯̫̬̲͔͌̌̿l̷͖̳̹̭̙̙o͔̻̘͍̲͔͢o̠̮̬̖͙̤͊ͯ͊̍ͫ͑ͮ͠ͅnͪ͏ ̛̮̘̮̺̖̺͉̃͒͐̾̑̓̚a̪͖̅̏͑ͪͪ̋ͧ͢ǹ̤͙̮̲d̛̖̍ͥͅ ̪̙̣̮͇̬̟ͦ̅̎ͣ̅̚͠t̐ͭͩ̓ͭ͛͏̻̞̻̤a̭̗̼͈͑͌̑̇̚͜k̟̾eͬ̽ͬ͒̿̔s̹͙̳̯̼̏ͭͬ̎ ̳̈́ͤ̀1̮͚̎̋ͨͧ̂͂͝ ̺̩̄̍ͮ̈́͌͌h̤͖̒ͫ̍́̚̚i̶͚͖̞̗̜͐̏̽ͥ̀̔̈́t̮̤̞̖͡ ̦͚̪̋t̷̓̃͐̿̂̉̍o̗͔͎ͤͧ ͈͎͔̫̠͔̻ͨ̏̔̓̏͌͂͜p̫̳͕͂ͬ̌o̝͍̻͊̿̃͛̊̏p̵̫͈͓͈̳̟̀̅̍ͪͮ͐ͧͅ.̲ͭ͑ͬͥ ͎͇̩͙̟ͧͅW̴̠̞̼̽̏͑̀ͣͯh̯̻͇̹̃̏̉ͨͮ̌a͚̼̎͑͐͛̐͊ͅṯ̯̳ͯ͐̑ͦ͝e̝̲͙͖̭ͩ͒̈̉̑͗v͙͚͉̖̱̼̏͛̕ĕ̷͈̉ͮͯ̇r̙̠͓͒̈̄̿̓ ̼̰͇̰̠̳͇͗͛̑̒͋ͫ̚t̼̝̱͐̾̈̚e̱̟̯̦͑ͬẋ̵̎ͮ͑ͮ͂̈t͊ͤ͛̚ ̗̦͔̙̗͌͋ị̥ͥͪͦ͗t̵̲̦̤͕̆ͨͪͮ́'̫̆͆̋̄ͬͤ́s̱͎̥͖͌̍ͤ͆ͅ ̶̣d̷̻̘͖ͤ̅ͩͮ̈ͯͦo͍̦̝̊̅̇̂̌͋͢î̟̦̹̜͈ͦ̓n̹͔ͭ̄͢g̙͉̗͓̘̦̾̓ͩ ͉͚̼̒͋͂w͋̇̿͏̖̠̠h̼̤͎̬̤͖̳̓ͦ̿̀ͨ͡e̴̦̼̬̪͓̍ͫ̽͑͋n͉̮ͧ̔̊ ͓̣͇͎͗ͣ͒ͭͩ͝y̥̮͖̘̠̐͢o̻̘̖̹̮̳͐͂ͯu̟͔͈͛ ͑̄ṕ̻̤͍̳̟̣ȍ̪̜̜͓̃p̳̣͖̰̺̗̀̔̿͌̑ͪ͌͠ ̗̙͍͍̣̭̥ͫi̷̮̗̠̤͙ͨͮ̀͂̏̚ͅt̤̙̜̟̝͖̃ͭ̈́̍ͯͩ̚,̲͕͇̹̘ͣ͌̇̈̾ͥ̆ ̡͚̠̪̝͕y̌ͭ̄o̫̙̪͓̞̘ͤ̐͐ủ͔̥̇̾ͬr̍̍ͮ́ ͓͕̮͈̘̑̉t̲̞̺͌ͤ̿́̅̅̕ê̹̤̙̟̰ͬ̄ͥͫͤ͆͜x͙̯͍̬̦̊̕t̞͍͔̮̜ͬ͒̌̃͘ ͥ̓͐ͯ͗̾w͕̖̩̲͙̪̭í͍͑͜l̵̰͉ͥḽ̤̤̞̺̒͐ͨͪ ̜̤̣̣̞̹̈́̒̎̒̅ͭ̚b̙̣͍̙̗̬̩̀ͦ̅̈̐̚e̢̳̓̔͗̈́ ͇̻̘͉͚̅̋̐̊̓ͤ͛l̵̮̺̱̒͊̍͗̀i̛͉͙͇̼͉̗ͥ̊k̃͊̽͟ẻ̋͋ͫͣͤ͠ ̫̪͉̜̦̥͊̽͊t͖͓̺͈̻̘h͏̬a̡̠̫̪̞ͣ̂ͯ̈́͐ͮͦt̥̲̠̜̮̗̎͆̇ͨ̽ͣ ̸̲ͣ̊ͧ̄͑̈́̾f͔ͭo̸͇̲̙̱͈̰͎̽̓̊̆ͭ͆ͦr̞̬͖͔͉ͫ͗̾ͬ͗̀̏̕ ͓̙̭̺͚̗̿͒̒t̷͎̪̦̖̹̬͋̈́̿͊̈́̄h̗̠̣͍̮̍͑͌ͫ͗ͤ͠ē̵̖̼̖͖̻͎͈ͮ̈ ̩̿ͬ͆r̵̫̈́e̷̩s̻̫͉̖̠ͭ̎͑t̍ͣͦ̽̎̿ ̬͓̪ǫ̗͔̌ͨ͋̍̋ͧf͕̐ͩ̐̿͂ͦ̈́͘ ̤̩͇̩̭t͕̺̘̼̺̏̊͊̊͘ḣ͙̝̹̹̩̻̖̎ͮ͆̇͌̀e̗̯ͬ̅͂ͦ̚͜ ̫͡r̗̯̹̄͟o̷͍̪̩̹ͧ̓ͩű̮͍̘̥̮͕̦̃ͦ̚͘n̛̜d̡͕̭̬̯͈̤̬ͪ̿.͕̗͓̻͖̦̩͂

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