Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36133743-20181110162743/@comment-27014396-20181117115801

But then, the moment you return to your defense, you realize in horror that a big hole suddenly appeared in your chest, blood and guts flowing out of it like the Niagara Falls on millions of gallons of steroids. You subsequently fall to the ground and die. This is because the Shield Generator reflected 400% of the damage you dealt to it back at you.

Meanwhile, in the ruins of my defense, I wake up to find everything I've built destroyed. Furious, I send message to you: "I don't know how the hell you got through my defenses, but I certainly know this: I will look for you. I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL KILL YOU."

Immediately, I rebuild my defenses. This time, all of them have hard-wired targeting priorities, rendering them immune to your stupid Distraction Bloons. I build these things:

5/6/6 Shield Generator

6/5/6 Shield Generator

6/6/5 Shield Generator

Maxed 6/6/6 Super Monkey

Level 25 Gwen

Level 25 Quincy

Level 25 Caesar

Level 25 Rocket

Level 25 Greenfoot

Level 25 Churchill

Level 25 Cornelius

Level 25 Maurice

Level 25 Benjamin

10^937426924862098 of every other 6/5/6, 6/6/5, and 5/6/6 tower

First, I order Benjamin/SkyNet to hack into that Shield Generator you recklessly stole. This triggers the Shield Generator to reactivate its theft-avoidance system. It's ownership reverts to me and me alone. Then, the Shield Generator activates its Expelliarmus ability, permanently disabling you (when you respawn), your defenses, and your Bloons. Using Benjamin's console, I upgrade that generator to 5/6/6, causing you and your defenses to take extremely high amounts of damage per second.

The 10^937426924862098 6/5/6, 6/6/5 and 5/6/6 Monkey Subs use their Advanced Intel to snipe at you with an unstoppable hail of darts. Since the Shield's ownership is reverted to me, the darts go right through it and annihilate your defenses entirely. Then, I send Churchill and his army of Arras.cx tanks to destroy you, accompanied by 10^937426924862098 6/5/6, 6/6/5 and 5/6/6 Monkey Aces, Hypno Monkeys, and Helis. Oh, and they're all buffed by 10^937426924862098 Alchemists.

The result is that you and your defenses take 10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098 damage, converting you and the area around you to free quarks and extremely-high-energy photons. All that's left are your insipid Invincible Distraction Bloons, which the Hypno Monkeys take control of and make them go on my side.

They return to my defenses with the reclaimed Generator, and stand guard, ready to convert any and all enemies into free quarks and extremely-high-energy photons with  10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098^10^937426924862098 MeV of energy.