The Dong Special Agent

Description: "So they're finally here, performing for you..." The Dong is yet another Special Agent/Joke Conception created by yours truly...anyways, let's start off on his base version. What he does: he uses coconut guns to fire coconuts in spurts, it's gonna hurt, at the bloons. These coconuts insta-kill bloons and do 10x damage to MOAB-Class Bloons. He can fire these coconut guns as fast as a 0-0 Super Monkey. He has the range of a 0-0 Super Monkey as well. Sadly, he does not have camo detection...anyways, he costs 3000 Monkey Money to purchase.

Pro Version
Description: "THE DONG HAS BEEN 999.0% EXPANDED"

Pro Version unlocked! This is obtained after buying and placing down 10 of The Dong. (You can place down multiple of them, BTW.) Anyways...his abilities are GREATLY EXPANDED as The Dong Pro. His range is GREATLY EXPANDED, to the point where it covers the whole map. His coconut guns do a lot more damage to MOAB-Class Bloons, to the point where they do 50x damage to MOAB-Class Bloons. They even fire faster too, to the point where they fire as fast as the Technological Terror. He also has camo detection. He costs 45,000 Monkey Money to purchase because of these enhancements, and he also has an ability:

Showers you in coconut cream pie: Essentially his round skip ability. The screen turns white (due to the coconut cream pie showering it), and will be white for 5 seconds. During these 5 seconds, all remaining bloons in the current round are obliterated, and the next round automatically starts. Cooldown: 75 seconds

Trivia
Yes, this is a reference to the Expand Dong meme.