J.O.H.N.

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J.O.H.N (Jerkish Overpowered Hated Nagger) is a MOAB-Class bloon. It is the parent of 4 John Bloons and the child of the Super J.O.H.N, of which it releases 5 J.O.H.N.S. It is called the King of Joke Conceptions by the creator of HAHA YOU FOOL!!!, but 9,001 of these appear on round 901.

Stats
HP: 2500 with 20 AD (auracysts surround it)

Speed: Clear Bloon

Child: John Bloon

Parent: Super J.O.H.N

Abilities
Wacky Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men: Summons wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men near monkeys. This makes them attracted to it, and stuns them for 10 seconds. There is a 5% chance they will pop, releasing the spikes inside of them after 10 seconds, damaging all towers near it. Can break level 1 shield.

I'm Not A Joke: The words "I'm not a joke" pop up in rainbow color font. J.O.H.N's Auracysts become disco balls and flash multiple colors. This gives 5 random towers a seizure, deailing half of their HP.

Dinosaur: Velociraptors run down the track, clawing monkeys dealing 1 damage per claw.

Eeeee: Eeeee. J.O.H.N's pilot screeches, dealing 3 damage to all towers.

Tips

 * It is weak against fire damage, so make sure to have a couple Ring Of Fires, Monkey Apprentices, and other fire damaging towers.
 * The BGM is just to let you know.
 * Lure it in with Superpowered Steak.