Thread:Btd456Creeper/@comment-4418057-20130616151821/@comment-7395353-20130616215050

I sure am. Anyways...

=F.A.I.L. and S.A.F.E.= These guys were deleted, but before deletion, I managed to copy and paste it here!

These blimps appear at the end of round 750. They are not jokes; they are supposed to be insanely OP. They are immune to insta-kill effects, from Ground Zero to One-Nuke Wonder. Cripple MOAB will stun it for 3/5 of a second-slightly longer than a ZOMG but shorter than a BFB. However, to nerf them, Data Manipulation has triple effect on them, while other slowing effects have 2x effect. However, they can only be slowed to a limit of 1% of their speed.

F.A.I.L.
F.A.I.L., or First Airship In Life, is a blimp that appears at the end of the final round. It was the first Bloon in the universe (or Blooniverse, I don't know), is immune to the Black Void Shooter and other space-related towers, and uses planets and stars to fight the monkeys. It travels at the speed of a Purple Bloon and looks like a white B.F.B. with the word "FAIL" on it. It has 1,000,000 HP. These are its abilities:

Super Sun: Summons The Sun, dealing 500 HP damage to all non-fire and non-sun towers.

Mercury Thermometer: Hits a tower with a giant thermometer, dealing 200 HP damage.

Toxic Venus (Passive): Spawns 200 T.O.X.I.C.W.A.S.T.E.s.

Earthquake: Causes an earthquake, dealing 100 damage to towers, 150 to mechanical towers, and 250 damage to buildings-INCLUDING THE TOTMG!!!

Life on Mars: Tosses aliens at 5 random towers, dealing 20 HP damage and having a 10% chance to zombify them, like the B.R.A.I.N.S.

S.A.F.E.
S.A.F.E., or Second Airship OF the BlooniversE, is F.A.I.L.'s brother. It was created 15 nanoseconds after F.A.I.L., looks like a black B.F.B. with the word "SAFE" on it in white, also has 1,000,000 HP and travels at the speed of a Purple Bloon, and controls the outer planets and Pluto. Here are its abilities:

The Great Red Spot: Causes a wind storm, dealing 100 HP to towers and 250 to any tower on a Terrain Agent.

Ring of Saturn: Slices the screen in a "+" shape, dealing 300 HP damage to anything it hits

Uranus Roller: Makes Uranus roll across the screen, dealing 175 HP damage to every tower on-screen!

Neptune's Staff (Passive): Spawns 200 R.A.I.N.D.R.O.P. 57s.

Pluto is Cold: Freezes all non-heat towers for 10 seconds, frozen towers can't move.

F.A.I.L. And S.A.F.E. both make you lose instantly if they reach the end, as they hold 10,000 S.H.O.C.K.s each, and if you manage to destroy them both, F.A.I.L.S.A.F.E. appears!

F.A.I.L.S.A.F.E.
F.A.I.L.S.A.F.E., or First Airship In Life & Second Airship OF the BlooniversE, is a blimp with 7,000,000 HP. It travels at TWICE the speed of a Purple Bloon, and looks like F.A.I.L. and S.A.F.E. morphed together. It has all of F.A.I.L. and S.A.F.E.'s abilities, plus...

Asteroid Strike: Summons 10000 asteroids that deal 500 damage to a tower each, and each asteroid holds a random M.O.A.B. class Bloon!

It holds an Overpowered Z.O.M.G. with 10,000 that travels at 3x the speed of a Purple Bloon

Trivia

 * The last round cannot be skipped. (Exception: See below)
 * If you manage to beat round 749, and you haven't lost a single life, you unlock EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE GAME!!! You also get an achievement called "Ultimate King of the B.L.I.T.Z.es" and 1000000 Monkey Money, and go to round 751 to access an infinite wave of random Bloons from reds to B.F.B.s! (Free XP, yay)
 * For the last time, F.A.I.L., S.A.F.E., and F.A.I.L.S.A.F.E. are NOT joke conceptions!
 * F.A.I.L. and S.A.F.E. keep you from opening Cheat Engines/other forms of hacking unless you exit the game.
 * Their weakness to slowing effects is because of a special element only found in slowing effects (called Islowu (AYE-slo-woo)) that, when combined with wind of 100 mph or above, slows the wind down. The wind coming from the propellers of F.A.I.L. or S.A.F.E travels at 150 mph!
 * If you manage to defeat F.A.I.L.S.A.F.E., you go to ROUND ZERO, where you encounter the Awesome Points Bloon, which, when popped, gives you...5,000 AP!!!

Credit to Planterobloon for the pictures!