Food Critic (Weird Polygon Alt's Conception)

Design
Looks like a dart monkey with a top hat, a monocle, and he holds a baguette.

BMC
To get a Food Critic, you need a Fancy Hut. A fancy hut requires 1,100 money and has a 10 minute build time. Gives 100 XP upon being completed. Requires 15 power.

To get the Food Critic upgrades, you need a Culinary School (The same upgrade building as the Banana Hut).

BTD Battles
To unlock, you need a battle score of 50 and you need to pay 15 medallions. Tier 4 and 5 upgrades are 35 medallions.

Hotkey: | (\ + Shift)

Desc: This critic brings the term "Food Fight" to the next level. He uses food to hit the bloons. He can only use one type of cuisine at a time, immediately switching to the other cuisine without ever coming back to the old one. The monocle provides camo vision.

Special: The other upgrade path will be locked when you get the first upgrade for the opposite path.

Unlocked at rank 25. Tier 4 upgrades unlocked at rank 40. Tier 5 upgrades unlocked at rank 50.

Attacks and Upgrades
Normal Attack: Swing the baguette around in a circle inside the range of the Food Critic. Deals 2 damage to bloons. Gains 4 XP for each bloon hit. Spins around every 5 seconds, the spin takes 3 seconds to complete. Damage = Popping power for this tower (because I'm lazy), so 2 damage will also remove 2 layers.

Path 1
Double Baguette, $400/$450/$525/$600. Requires 100 XP to unlock. Allows for the Food Critic to swing two baguettes at a time. Gains 6 XP for each bloon hit. The Food Critic now has one baguette on both sides. Desc: "Why not use two baguettes instead of one? This allows for more bloons to get hit by the baguette!"

Stale Bread, $650/$750/$825/$900. Requires 400XP to unlock. The baguettes now deal 3 damage and knock the bloons back 40px if hit. Gains 10 XP for each bloon hit. The baguettes are slightly lighter in color. Desc: "Stale bread is much harder, and, as a result, knocks bloons back AND makes them take more damage!"

Moldy Bread, $800/$950/$1,100/$1,200. Requires 1,100XP to unlock. The baguettes now inflict a "corrosive effect" which slows down bloons by 40% for 5 seconds and makes them lose a layer every 3 seconds for 12 seconds. Gains 25 XP for each bloon hit. The baguettes now have green "mold spots" on them. Desc: "Mold somehow acts like poison to bloons, dealing damage. Effects are mild, but can kill some bloons."

Spinny, $1,500/$1,850/$2,300/$2,750. Requires 25,000XP to unlock. The Food Critic now spins 3 baguettes and takes 2 seconds to complete a spin. However, it will now take 6 seconds to spin because the Food Critic gets dizzier. Gains 40 XP for each bloon hit. There's a baguette behind the Food Critic now. Desc: "The Food Critic gets spin training to help him spin faster. However, he gets dizzier as a result and takes slightly longer to do another spin."

Bread Blender, $7,000/$8,900/$9,750/$10,760. Requires 100,000XP to unlock. The Food Critic now spins 6 baguettes (Don't tell me where he holds them) and keeps on spinning forever. The food critic now has a blue hat and has a yellow spiral on it.