D.A.M.A.G.E.S.P.O.N.G.E.

The D.A.M.A.G.E.S.P.O.N.G.E. (Dreadfully Massive object Geared for Striking Porky Entelodonts with Grazing Efficiency) is a blimp with 256·10256 HP and does little more than tank damage. It doesn't even spawn anything in when popped! It moves (it's health) times slower than a Z.O.M.G.

Trivia

 * This is the first damage sponge "boss" created here with no point to it other than proving that not every joke conception has to be a blimp that has boatloads of health and moves egregiously fast.