Read chat

Nobody wanted this, but here's the sequel to TAoM, meet Read chat!

Read chat is a really bad translation to the Dart monkey, worse than the mentioned TAoM, because it's also a badly translated TAoM.

Every second, it types @everyone on its comuputer and gets a bloon with something applied to it (As in glue, acid, etc.), then every bloon in Read chat's range suffers the condition identical to the bloon, except it lasts 20% as long. Affects 20 bloons max.

Top path
Image is missing ($250)

Read chat, TAoM and TLM's picture / image attacks are invisible, but have a guaranteed chance to hit the targeted bloon. Only affects towers in range

The graphics are bad ($50)

Invisible pictures / images in range are visible again.

Entry is free ($1,800)

Every 10 rounds you get a free dart monkey, TAoM and Read chat!

Bring your message ($8,000)

Every round, you can type one command in, doing all sorts of stuff.

Here are the list of commands:

MOAB damage: Deals 100 damage to every MOAB onscreen

Extra cash: Increases cash generated in this round by 10%

Ability speedup: All abilities charge up 5s quicker in this round.

Shield: Gain or refill your mana shield.

Heal: Heals 35 HP

Good news ($420)

You get some good news, I guess. I mean, I don't know.

Middle path
People do not fast ($-69)

What

More ($225)

Affects 30 bloons instead of 20

Photograph ($1,200)

Throws pictures every 0.8 seconds, they have 4 pierce and 2 damage, monkeys in range throw pictures every 1.6 seconds with 2 pierce and 1 damage

Police ($4,000)

Police ability: Arrests 10 Bloons (Up to ceramic), you gain +$50 for each bloon arrested. Cooldown: 60s

White Slippers ($0)

Wears white slippers for a cool aesthetic.

Bottom path
Think about it ($350)

Bloons affected stop and think for 0.5s

Tall ($450)

Increases Read chat's range to 35 and allows him to pass obstacles.

Any ($1,500)

Read chat can be buffed by anything + Bloons can have their poison / whatever be anything as long as it is form this Read chat

'''Fast! ($5,000)'''

Attacks every 0.2s, Read chats in range gain +20% attack speed. Doesn't stack.

Maple is good ($0)

Likes the taste of maple.