Present

The Present is an item that can only be purchased from Dealers, and it costs $45,000. Well, what does a really expensive present do that makes it so expensive? Well... it contains a surprise. Sometimes, it will give you a random Special Agent. Sometimes it will refund you and give you an extra $10,000. Sometimes it will give you a free 2-2 Delusional Monkey that will be placed randomly on the track, but this is EXTREMELY rare.

How often will each thing be granted?

 * The refund will happen the most often, at 98% of the time.
 * The free Special Agent will happen only 1.5% of the time.
 * The free Delusional Monkey happens the rarest, at 0.5% of the time.

Trivia

 * Sorry for the poor quality. I wanted to get something out on today, but I didn't know what. orz
 * Pretty much an obvious reference, right?