Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25413737-20150513003451/@comment-24170389-20150516103922

However:

1. You can hack, but stuff that you hack will get digital virus.

2. You get 10x stronger, but your strenght is so huge that your feet will break the floor and you'll fall in the depths of the hell.

3. You can only teleport at 9:09:09 PM / AM (CIRNO FTW).

4. Animals can't talk to you whenever you try to talk to them, thus, you enter in deep depression and suicides.

5. When getting invicible / invisible, it'll blind everyone around in the process.

6. You have a great fantastic voice that leads everyone, but everyone will understand your words in a literal way and will do things differently.

7. You can have a pizza from nowhere, but it's always your hated flavor.

8. You have a plasma vision, however you'll actually vaporize everything you see.

9. You can time-travel to past or future, however you can only time-travel once, thus, getting stuck forever on that time period.

10. You have infinite powers, can control the universe laws and the universe, but that only works whenever you do something against your own best interests.

11. You can pop DDTs in one hit, but only at Rank Infinity.

12. You can summon combustable chairs, but you don't have enough material for it.

13. You have the omnipotence to do things without any silly effect, however you only have this power relative to a tough internet guy.

14. You can provide awesome wireless net at will, but that only happens for 1 minute and has a 5-hour recharge, as well a 5m range.

15. You have powers which aren't actually powers but are still powers, but you have the power of having no power at all.

16. You have the power to beat every game within 30 secs, and get the same's achievement in the same time as well, but you have to sacrifice your soul to the devil in order of doing it.

17. You have the power to go anywhere, but at an unremarkably slow speed.

18. You have the power to summon regular Touhou spell cards at will, but that costs loads of mana.

19. You'll die if you do one of these numbers.

20. ???

21. Profit